A man Ron would be proud of
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No utensils required
Fun fact: the fork wasn’t ubiquitous across Europe until the 1700s.
😂 I don’t think I eat that much meat in a whole month, but I also “cook” very simply. Quantity and taste are more important than style.
A vegetable wouldn’t hurt you.
Probably hard to from their hospital bed, but I don’t see what this feast fit for a squire has to do with that.
Stop it, you’re killing him!
Oh yeah? Do you think a bit of fiber finally moving all that trapped poop is harmless? We don’t all have guts of steel like SOMEBODY.
Is wheat not a vegetable?
Wheat is a plant. If wheat was a vegetable we wouldn’t need the distinction between plant and vegetable.
There are parts of plants that aren’t edible. One definition of vegetable is the edible part of a plant.
Wheat grain is strictly a vegetable, being an edible plant part. But people usually use the word to refer to a socially-constructed category which is completely feels-based. Membership tends to be determined by flavor profile, nutrition content, and whether the given part falls into another popular sub-category (such as fruit or nuts). This is why fruits like the tomato and pumpkin are usually sorted as vegetables separately from fruits with generally sweeter flavors like the banana or orange.
Vegetables like grains, legumes, and certain tubers will often be grouped together as “carbs” due to their high carbohydrate content which distinguishes them from low-calorie, high-fiber vegetables like spinach or broccoli.
I’m a vegetarian once removed. A lot of the animals I eat were vegetarians.
A chicken would eat you if it could
Hey I didn’t say all of them, and the chicken that defeats me in single combat is welcome to feed upon my corpse.
I ain’t fuckin’ with THAT chicken, I’ve seen him do some shit.
Hogs eat anything you put in their trough and I mean anything.
Agree. If you throw anything into a chicken yard - and I mean anything - they will try to eat it.
And everyone you love.
This is an argument that it’s morally fair to be chickenarian
This at least reduces biomagnification.
Most vegetables are poisonous just saying
That’s really stretching the definition of “vegetables”.
It would if it fell on your head. Checkmate atheists.
It would also kill you if it was fired out of a cannon without breaking apart somehow
-Dr. Steve Brule
For your health!
One of the episodes that had me in stitches was when he ate seafood from a dumpster then went out in his rowboat for a cruise.
lol gottem
Potatoes could. The leaves, sprouts, and underground stems (tubers) of potatoes contain a toxic substance called glycoalkaloid. Glycoalkaloids make a potato look green when it’s exposed to light, gets damaged, or ages. Eating potatoes with a high glycoalkaloid content can cause nausea, diarrhea, confusion, headaches, and death.
Also, the sentient mutant vegetables on Atrack of the Killer Tomatoes will definitely want to do harm toward OP.
Not to mention, if you try to swallow a potato whole (as one does), you risk choking to death.
Tomatoes are fruit! Although I don’t know if the mutant tomatoes still count as such.
From what I understand, green potatoes are rendered harmless by boiling, as the poisons are water soluble. Though they are not rendered inactive by boiling, they are diffused through the water, rendering it inadvisable to reuse for boiling other foods. Following that, harvesting these poisons is relatively easy and a good way to get Cheney, that asshole, to keep to his own fucking food.
Not disagreeing, trying to keep food waste down.
How did we get to Cheney here?
With soup
now I have Attack of the Killer Tomatoes song in my head, what a fucking classic!
I think the sequel is even better
I am sure you shouldn’t eat raw potatoes anyway
Would a medieval peasant have access to that much meat?
Yes, they had chickens back then.
“The tall, skinny ones are confused, Brother…”
Doubtful, most common meal for peasants would have been a sort of stew of vegetables and oats called pottage.
A whole chicken would have been prohibitively expensive either to purchase or in lost money from sale at market, same for pork or beef.
Fish though would be plentiful and cheap and a valuable source of protein. Oysters were considered peasant food until pretty much the 20th century.
Wheat bread similarly would have been a rare luxury, especially made from refined white flour, rye and buckwheat, roughly ground would be far more common.
I read this comment in Max Miller’s voice and it definitely enhanced it
I read it through his blue, blue eyes
And greasy forehead.
Oysters until even the late 20th century, yes?
Oysters were so common that they were incredibly cheap, but they were not considered peasant food. They were enjoyed among the different classes.
They’d have access, but you’re not wrong, a peasant probably isn’t going to waste that much on a single meal.
King Richard I was once captured for ransom while traveling undercover trough Austria.
His cover was blown specifically because he tried ordering a roast chicken.
There are a few variations of the details in this story though, a peasant could definitely have owned a chicken and eaten it when it died but it was probably way more valuable to sell it.
They probably ate the roosters though? Or maybe sold them for food ofc.
A roasted bird? Why not? Y’all are making assumptions that this is a chicken and the peasant a small farmer but why not a traveling mime trapping pigeons from the square?
You ever seen a pigeon?
Not without feathers but a bird is a bird
Depends on time and place, of course. Peasants in the late medieval period in England ate more meat than we do today (about 40% of their calories).
Damn straight!! But a medieval peasant would also have beer or meade.
Needs butter.
…why does this gif exist???
Just a normal breakfast.
Counterpoint: why am I only now finding out this gif exists?
Idk but every one that I look for DOESN’T
I’m a boy. I appreciate it.
I’ve literally been doing this for lunches. Bake a loaf of bread, have a rotisserie chicken on hand for the week, a block of cheese. Boom. Lunch.
And when I have some more time or am tired of that, make some porridge with oats and chicken. Maybe a little broth, some onions, seasonings.
Dont underestimate peasant mode. Lunch for the whole week for like $12
Grab a head of romaine next time, slice it up and rinse it and have it in the fridge so you can grab a handful to add to your sandwich or bed under your hot chicken to catch the juices. Maybe grab an apple while you’re in the produce section.
Foolish wench
That’s a US$5 Costco rotisserie
Here I was wondering what’s wrong with roasting a chicken. Not the most advanced of cooking skills but not bad.
Aaand he didn’t even cook the chicken.
This is basically what I eat during the week except rice or legumes instead of bread and a green veggie.
Skyrim lunch
Needs more cheese wheels and cabbages.
