I find him guilty of being a massive bell end.

Strimmers.

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How do you accidentally make sure everyone is comfortable?

I feel awesome, because I’m no oil painting but I reckon I’d win in this field. Born too late, me.

I wouldn’t take my kids to an event given the current climate in the US. Some bad stuff is about to go down somewhere, some Tiananmen Square shit.

I’d go myself.

The shadow is a bit rubbish

Was just going to ask if it’s as shite as it looks.

Experts, my ass.

What? I’m not abandoning him. I just get free childcare when he hits 3.

Whereupon they furrowed their brows for a moment then looked at each other with a raised eyebrow and a long sigh.

‘Ah, it’s one of these buffoons’.

I like widdershins, which just means counter-clockwise, or circling something while keeping to the left.

Finish paying childcare for my toddler. I’ll be 700 quid a month better off. Yeeha.

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No insects in purple moor grass? Sure, if you don’t count butterflies, moths, leafhoppers, beetles, bumblebees, hoverflies, crickets, ants, spiders.

In your example, yes. In general, likely no. There are scumbags and nice people everywhere, and the nice generally outnumber the not so nice.

Not ‘no longer’. Still once in a while.

If only we could read it.

No, yes, no.

Uwe Boll’s Rampage. He gets slated but that movie is great.