You could also choose to do it like the “oh no, it opens both ways. I was here yesterday” guy from I Think You Should Leave and just keep applying force until you cut right through the pit.

“Why don’t you just swim in the lake, Budnik?”

“Because fish fart in it!”

60% oils, 30% acids and its called a “vinaigarette” and not an “oilette.” 🤦‍♂️

to improve the spiritual, social, or intellectual condition of

I think seeing fascists taking Ls is uplifting by definition to those who aren’t fascists.

I can’t think of any plot holes in Grandma’s Boy.

The cake (that may or may not, in fact, be a lie) from Portal became the new hotness for a while.

Before now you had to kill a bunch of dudes, get sent to the darkest supermax prison, and pay some dude a few packs of Kools to get these bad boys.

8gb of VRAM is still pretty good, but 8GB of RAM is getting pretty low these days. 16GB of ram and 6-8 VRAM is pretty common, and even that might go up relatively soon.

Having a lack of executive function is the big hurdle. All the motivation and desire in the world doesn’t help against that. :/

I would watch the good stuff posted by y’all, but none of you are wading through the shit to find said good stuff for the rest of us. 😔 ^/s

A: then he isn’t god.

B: then he isn’t good.

C: then he is evil.

D: the truth.

Vampires stopped existing when a wild hermit man once declared that the entire outside was their home.

I’m pretty sure the magic preventing a vampire from entering without permission would not be overcome so easily.

It’ll probably still hurt whatever it falls onto. I assume it’s still pretty solid and heavy.

I have come to find that my memory itself is quite good. I can, in fact, remember quite a lot of things in detail.

It’s the recall part that is messed up. I can’t necessarily remember something on purpose. It might come back to me when it totally isn’t relevant or doesn’t matter anymore, so I did remember, but even trying to recall the name of a song I was listening to 5 minutes ago might be impossible even though I definitely know the name of the song; it’s in the chorus! Shit how does it go again?

Blows my mind every time seeing a painting like this that can only be recognized as a painting by zooming in until you can see texture/brush strokes.

Looks like a damn photograph otherwise.

There are only two ways a difficulty setting has ever been used, and only one would be good for a game like this.

Either the health and damage (and possibly speed) is going to be adjusted so easier difficulty means you take less damage and deal more, while harder difficulties turn enemies into sponges that absolutely destroy you in 1 or 2 hits.

Or they re-do every encounter, 3 times, adding, removing, or re-arranging the mobs so they are easier or more difficult by actually tweaking the challenge and not the just the “numbers.”

Almost every game chooses to do the former and not the latter because it’s cheap and easy to do. Takes literally no effort to adjust some numbers by a percentage. It actually takes some thought and planning and time to actually present different tiers of challenge, naturally.

This made me realize that my parents having me on a leash as a toddler may be why I have a leash kink as an adult. 🤔

Teeth are luxury items in Amerikkka, and only the 1% are allowed to have them.

Extremely valuable to me.

I wasn’t much of a cook until I started watching Good Eats, and learning the actual science behind shit. Now if I am unable to find X, I know I can substitute a bunch of other things because I know why you’re using X in the first place. Most of the time, it’s not taste that governs what goes into a dish, but the chemical reactions being created.

Knowing how a game works helps determine what is and isn’t a bug, as well as finding bugs or exploits for various reasons. Maybe you’re making a game and wanna crush them. Maybe you’re a speed runner and you can do some frame perfect bullshit because you know how the game does a specific action and it can be manipulated to your favor.