I’ve never seen a depressed cat. What’s wrong with that cat, and how many cuddles will it take to…

cuddles the cat

Nevermind. I’m just going for it.

No no no…the train is on its way to pickup and transport nuclear war heads.

If you derail the train, we can’t blow up tens of thoussnds of innocent people in Nagasaki!

A horn? On a trolley??? Would it not have a whistle?

Ukraine. Not “the Ukraine”. Just “Ukraine”. Adding “the” in front is a russian thing to diminish Ukraine as a country. It would be like Americans calling it “the Mexico”.

No…no it still has a 44 billion dollar hole to climb out of first.

Whoosh!

O_o

In what way???

Is that you, Farris Bueller?

You ever drive a Ford T-100? Thing didn’t even have a roof!

8675309…dammit, thats too many numbers…

Only if sounding is their kink.

See Alabama? This is why incest is bad. You get literal hitler…

“This man touched my penis!”

Ok…but can we talk about that wifi enabled buttplug?

My take on this is that Jaz k is gaslighting all of us.

No, that’s not a painting. It’s actually a dog.

This is just proof that legalization ACTUALLY keeps the stuff OUT of teenagers hands.

When I was a teen, it was illegal. Everywhere.

Which meant that literally EVERYONE at school had it. I seriously did not pay for weed from 8th grade until about age 22, just because SOMEONE always wanted to party with the fat funny kid. Imagine getting to smoke weed with Chris Farley. Would you charge him? Or would you just invite him?

It wasn’t until I was living with my girlfriend, and we wanted to smoke together that I realized “oh shit…I guess I actually have to go buy it.”

And it was still illegal, which meant everyone had it. I just went to work, and asked literally the first person I worked with who they buy weed from. Turns out she grew/sold it.

It was illegal, and therefore unregulated, and therefore it existed freely.

Now, in most states it’s legal, and thus regulated, and thus the black market can’t exist.

The idea of teenagers NOT having free access to weed is absolutely foreign to me, but it’s the world we live in today. Whereas I grew up in the war on drugs. Which used the D.A.R.E program to educate kids on how cool drugs are, where to get them, and then passed out free samples. Which went missing. Years later I heard conspiracy theories that the D.A.R.E programs ACTUAL goal was to get kids hooked on illegal drugs, so they could arrest them as young adults.

And honestly? I don’t have much in the way of an arguement to dispute that. I’m not saying it’s true. I’m just saying I have no arguement against it.

It’s actually RFKs grandchild, who’s mother was the granddaughter of Noelle Bush.

Yeah. I fucking went deep for this throwaway joke.

Because your wife needs to hear it? Or because she’d get a kick from hearing it?

What happens if 100% of humans are inside the circle, and there is no other?