You may want to hold your breath Zuck.
They aren’t sitting in their bunkers because they don’t need to. People have still too much to lose to try making the concept of consequences real for billionaires.
Yes, but the point is that scaring them now with this idea of the future may help prevent it.
They think their bunkers will be safe in X years and lots of people are going to ensure they aren’t
Leave a vent to shit down
They’ll have to have ventilation, so dump as much liquid nitrogen down there as possible. It will convert to gas at a rate of 696:1, and fill every nook & cranny of the bunker with pure nitrogen gas, which will solve the problem within a few breaths.
THEN encase it in concrete, and leave it for some archeologist to discover in 10,000 years.
The tombs of the wealthy will be raided a pillaged like the tombs of the pharaohs.
Why? All the money is 1’s and 0’s on the computer. I’d not like they physically have a billion dollars in printed stocks.
No, the bunkers are for a post-digital world. Digital money will have evaporated. Those bunkers will be filled with gold bars, precious gems, and art. Also useful barter items.
Also weapons and ammo.
And like the pharaohs, these assholes really think they’re gods.
Here is the thing about bunkers. Unless they have installed some way to power that bunker and provide water and food that cannot be destroyed, it’s a self-made trap. They can be ignored and the denizens will die in the cold damp darkness of starvation and dehydration. With a probable side dose of madeness.
If they are hiding in their bunkers because of an ecological disaster then we’re all screwed. If they are hiding in their bunkers from us…then we’ll get 'em eventually.
Use sewage trucks, come on did we learn nothing from Saints’ Row?
This is the way.
would that be THIEL tyring to flee to argentina. I read NEW Zealand blocked his bunker construction, thats why hes going to argentina instead.
As is tradition.
There was a Clone Wars book about just this. You can imagine how it ends.
It’s more likely to be the mercenaries that already killed said billionaire and now control the compound.
Be careful might want to killdozer-up the cement truck first.
I’m in. When are we doing this?
“Yay! Yay! They’ve come to fix the landing pad!”
Don’t you think these weirdos have thought about that and have some crazy CO2-removal system so they’d survive a long time without air intake?
Do we care at that point? Let them live in hole - for as long as the food lasts
how long have they been building up this immunity by huffing their own farts? eons
Every bunker has at least one secondary “escape” hatch" in case the primary entrance is obstructed - generally it’s buried and isolated/insulated from the thermal mass of the rest of the bunker so it doesn’t show up on IR, but a metal detector will work wonders for finding them.
Can also go the brute force route and overload the structure a lot of the time. Park a couple water tankers, a crane, whatever on top. They’re usually not made with the intention of supporting an extra 100tonnes
That’s where the bee truck comes in.
What’s this? A bunker full of billionaires unbothered by bees? My dump truck full of bees ought to put a stop to that!
Thanks, doctor bees!
You can also find them with ground penetrating radar since they tend to use sand as that insulating layer. From underneath they open a hatch and drain the sand out to clear the escape hatch. A big block of sand is plain and obvious to identify on a 250MHz system.
I’ll just use my Amazon basics ground penetrating radar then
Sounds like you have a suspicious amount of experience
I’m guessing utility location.
Every bunker will be built by people who won’t be invited to live in it. The locations of all exits, vents, water supplies, etc. won’t stay secret for very long.
That’s why you kill the workers in tragic accidents.
So you need two cement trucks.
One cement truck, a metal detector, lawn chair, 12 gauge, and some beers oughta do it.
Load the secret entrance to with booby traps all around it. Much more entertaining.
This guy
fuckshunts!
Or more for the big ones, assuming they didnt go the “massive hydraulic rams under a big rock” route.
Why is everyone assuming the truck is actually filled with concrete? Mythbusters famously demonstrated they can be used to carry, and mix, a wide variety of products.
Like fertiliser contaminated with diesel, for example.
A cement truck full of cement is much easier to steal than a cement truck full of anything else.
Steal? Tell them your plan and you’ll have volunteers!
A cement truck empty of cement would be marginally easier to steal than a cement truck full of cement…
The problem becomes filling that cement truck with anything else, though…
An empty one would be a lot easier to steal, they get filled, driven to site, and emptied. Filling one yourself would mean knowing how to operate the plant.
Getting the AN into it would be relatively easy, you just need to find a loader or telehandler.
Just set ANFOgetaboutit.
Because trapping them in is just as effective.
Less fun though.
I actually think it’s funnier to just trap them in.
Then it becomes Schrödinger’s billionaire.
