Wut?

I meant to try cooking up something tied to their home. Are they from Poytlevania?

No low-balls

That’s what she said

Trump said something stupid about potatoes and now we have to watch the teenagers beat it to death

Why?

Hail Varney!

What’s your beef sports fan?

Lilliputian

Eggllelujah! It is

Forward by Hilary Rodhammer Clinton and Joe “Biddy-Biddy-Bing-Bong” Biden

“If you’re innocent you have morning to hide.” -Demoplicans

Now do another country!

New a creative author and “create” your own from your universe. Duh

No! Boomers bad!

Tip the stylist, not the owner of the salon.

Hail yourself. Sorry for joking around.

Sorry. I have a life

Congratulations or I’m sorry that happened

Hahahaha. I really got a chuckle out of this one.