I thought the first one said buy a cape 💀
Why don’t all adults have capes. I mean we’re adults and its only like 100 bucks. It’s there.
Buy a carp
that’s an interesting keyboard key map
just normal Arabic?
Do they normally include Latin characters like this?
Yes, its pretty rare to see any keyboard without at least latin letters
Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?
- some maths teacher, probably
If Alex buys 10,000 apples and Anna gives him 5,000 more, how many apples does Alex have now
doll hairs
Such a self-report Mrs. Johnson
😭
thats exactly how my todo lists look like
But you saved 10 000 by not buying a car!!
Then I saved like a billion by not building a space station, or something.
Last year I wasted 1.3 bln, by accidentally starting the construction of a dyson sphere
Only 1.3 bln?! What a steal.
The carpet really put the room together.
Obviously, you’re not a golfer.
Better than me!
Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own carpet
Exactly. Buying a carpet implies they’ve already bought somewhere to fit the carpet
Sometimes the carpet is included. No extra charge.
Serious money bags. Not only have they bought somewhere, they’re redecorating it and getting rid of the carpet the old owner left!
Who said their own? They’re still paying it off in installments
features promoted to investors vs what ends up in the product
That’s consulting 101 baby
shout out to the hired guns
Holy cow I almost puked.
Onto the cow?
On the carpet
Plot twist: the cow is the carpet.
Live
mind your own business
