Uplemmingers? It’s called VALIDATION

Because he didn’t prosecute child groomers.

Despite being the first prosecutor to do just that.

But I guess he was too late to do it, even though Elon didn’t mention it anywhere near when it actually happened.

Hindsight is sometimes 20/20, but in this case I think Elon’s hindsight is 14/88.

Do you honestly not understand why that’s irrelevant?

Gavin Dew, the B.C. Conservative critic for jobs, economic development and innovation, said many British Columbians had bought properties for the purpose of using them for Airbnbs, only to have to sell them at a loss because of the new restrictions.

I bet that sounded way more relatable in his head before he opened his mouth.

They’re physically large territories so the map looks very impressive, especially with the Mercator projection.

This is the man who redirected a hurricane with a sharpie. I don’t think there’s any more to it.

This also applies to Windows 8.

Anybody still remember that giant turd?

queueing

Oh. Great. 5 vowels in a row. The language needed that.

I keep having to explain this.

The amount of delta v required to put something into the sun is extremely high and unnecessary. We just need to put him outside earth’s orbit and the problem will be solved.

What are we afraid of? Some far future civilization will find his corpse in heliocentric orbit and revive him?

There’s so much stupid printed on there it looks like Dr Bronners soap.

Except the soap at least works.

Correct. I can’t use the stairs because otherwise my already flailing joke wouldn’t work at all.

Given how slow the elevator is in my building, I’d do nothing. I’d be dead before it showed up.

I feel weird.

On one hand, I disagree with every position everyone involved in this spat has taken.

On the other hand, I also agree with every nasty criticism they’re personally lobbing at one another.

You mean FLOTUS?

I hate the auto fill behaviour but I generally like all the other layout changes.

Honestly, if the fill button were a bit bigger or had fatter padding I think it would be ok. It just seems weird to have to be so careful clicking to activate the most common (by far) action that the whole damn thing is used for.

The short video version of “you gotta watch this show I love. Just suffer through the first 12 seasons and it gets SO GOOD!”

And the illegal miners and loggers are the fucking Ferengi interfering with everything.

I went looking for the exact marmot quote from the movie and ended up on a trivia page that had this delightful tidbit:

A marmot was originally planned to be used in the bathtub scene but a ferret was swapped in once the Coen Brothers realized that a marmot would be too large for filming purposes.

I thought they were just playing ignorant at not knowing what a ferret looks like but the fact that they pivoted on the animal during production and didn’t change the script is hilarious.

It’s not monthly. They bill per blink. A la carte blinkers are so hot right now.

“I think people in general … they’re just more interested in different flavours from around the world, and they’re more adventurous with the food that they want to try.”

I buy my produce at the Chinese or Persian market because everything is half the price that the grocery chains sell for. And they’re all coming from the exact same farm, if the boxes are any indication.

I’m going to guess a major factor here is price and not some young person thirst for exotic groceries or whatever the fuck. This isn’t young people with disposable income buying fancy fruit. It’s the grocery cartels being too greedy and people are discovering there’s an easy alternative.

My company is the same. I love when we all come together in person once a week to sit at our desks and put on our headphones and spend half the day on Zoom calls with our colleagues because they work at an office in a different city.