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i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.cato
Ask Men@lemmy.world•Does money and status matter in a relationship?English
0·3 days agoThe pizza guy can bring a pizza to the table.
Seriously though, bringing something to the table means showing up as a person. It means contributing to the relationship and the family. It means doing some of the emotional labour and preemptively doing things that show you care.
The stereotype of the 1950s husband who worked all day, then came home and sat on his ass to be waited on by his wife while the kids do something that doesn’t involve him? That is bringing next-to-nothing to the table, despite being the sole financial resource.
Also, when some people use those words, they just mean “they need to be hot”.
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.cato
Apple@lemmy.world•Introducing iPhone Pocket: a beautiful way to wear and carry iPhone
0·6 days agoI have 2-4 of these preinstalled on all my pants.
Also, did this start when someone made an iPurse joke and someone didn’t let it go?
14.1 would be ideal.
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.cato
Marvel Studios@lemmy.world•Jeremy Renner Denies Harassment Allegations From Film Director: ‘Totally Inaccurate and Untrue’
0·9 days agoZhou claims she began dating Renner after he contacted her in June by sending “a string of unwanted/unsolicited pornographic images of himself via DM and Whatsapp” and then “seduced” her by “loving me so much I believed in him/the power of love.”
There’s a lot to unpack here.
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.cato
Enough Musk Spam@lemmy.world•Elon Musk says let criminals out of prison and give them a robot stalker instead
0·10 days agoI think the plan is that the team of human handlers that control the robot will step in and stop a felon from breaching their conditions.
The robot is just theatre to help prop up Tesla’s share price.
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.cato
Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•Disturbing dash-cam footage shows LA police fatally striking skateboarderEnglish
0·10 days agoThe received reports of an explosion.
…of mustard and onions.
But please also repost this to /c/lemmyshitpost with this original title!
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.catoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Things feel way out of wackEnglish
0·11 days agoIt’s tied to company stock performance. He’s only getting a trillion if he brings Tesla to like an 8 trillion dollar valuation, which seems pretty unlikely given his weird behaviour, their broken PR, and their weird valuation for years. Oh, and the competition heating up in the EV sector.
But to answer the question asked: those people who could go on strike have a few shares or options in TSLA, so if Elon hits that insane target, they all stand to make millions themselves.
That, and they knowingly and willingly work for a nazi that doesn’t care about them. I don’t think there’s anything he could say or do that would make them rethink their career path.
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.cato
Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•How do I torrent safely in the US if I can't afford a VPN?English
0·11 days agoThere’s a few free vpn providers out there. You could do a little homework and see if they are a good option. I tend to mistrust free services like that (if I’m not paying, who is, and what are they paying for?), but if you’re in a pinch it’s something to research.
Another option is to look for deals. Sometimes VPN providers will have a super sale a few times a year. I think once I got a NordVPN subscription for THREE YEARS for like $60. It’s more expensive than a single month of anything, yes, but if you can afford a onetime expense it’s nice not to have to worry about a recurring monthly cost.
Your other option is to not use torrents. Usenet is still the grand daddy of file sharing and is pretty much anonymous. Most Usenet hosts are paid, but back in the day even ISPs ran their own servers. It could be worth looking and seeing if there’s any free or low cost providers there.
I first saw this each time Bush was elected. So many people vowed to move to Canada if that bastard got elected.
Then the bastard got elected. And Canada reported like a tiny spike in traffic to their immigration information website. I think actual applications were up a statistically insignificant amount.
I guess it’s like the difference between filing for bankruptcy and Declaring It, Michael.
health not pocus
Story of my life.
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.cato
Apple@lemmy.world•iOS 26.1 Coming Next Week: All the New Features
0·17 days agoDid that start recently for you, too? I used to come home with 60% battery on my 15 Pro Max and now I’m at 30% with the same daily usage.
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.cato
British Columbia@lemmy.ca•Has anyone actually tried obeying the speed limits at the ferry terminal?
0·20 days agoUltra low speed limit signs always make me laugh.
My car has an analog speedometer and the first number is 20. The best speed they’re going to get from me, especially driving up a ramp in stop-and-go traffic is “less than 20”.
I used to live in an apartment building where they just posted a speed limit sign that said “DEAD SLOW”. My friend got a complaint letter from strata that he was speeding. He replied that “dead slow is a nautical term meaning a ship must travel in such a way that they don’t lose the ability to steer. I was not operating a boat and my ability to steer was never in question.” They gave him a “warning” and said the actual speed limit is 10; though that wasn’t on any sign nor ever written anywhere.
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.cato
Technology@lemmy.world•An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’English
15·20 days agoWandering the desert?
Nay, vibe travelling.
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.cato
Technology@lemmy.world•OpenAI says over a million people talk to ChatGPT about suicide weeklyEnglish
13·20 days agoThey didn’t release their methods, so I can’t be sure that most of those aren’t just frustrated users telling the LLM to go kill itself.
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.cato
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Ex-CISA head thinks AI might fix code so fast we won't need security teams 😆️️
15·21 days agoReplaced by AI, ironically.
This feels very adjacent to “we don’t do this because it was easy. We did it because we thought it would be easy.”




I think it’s trash because it starts with the “story” being “someone said this outrageous thing on a podcast”. Then the “both sides” counter argument is from actual medical professionals and people who have a clue.
Typically, journalism frames an issue and then covers some counterpoints to give some nuance. This time, they (bewilderingly) accept conspiracy theory nonsense as their story (when it shouldn’t have been written in the first place), then the sanity comes in as though it’s a counter point.