I love them all of course, but mouse is my favorite 🐁

“Bah gawd, that’s daddy’s music!”

Bike theft is such a problem where I live I’ve been very hesitant to get another one. If they can’t get the whole bike, they’ll wrench off tires/seats, etc. My town might be an outlier, but I wonder how other people deal with this kind of thing when their bike is their primary form of transport.

More like “Crappy Bird” right?

WHAT YOU SAY?!

I know it’s not a solution, but the libraries where I live provide water, shelter, bathrooms, and outlets to charge a phone when they’re open. They keep longer hours and serve as cooling/heating centers during heatwaves and cold snaps, and host agents from a number of supportive services a couple of days a week. I know it’s not their job, and that there should be dedicated, fully funded solutions for these things, but some library systems are trying very hard to meet people’s needs where other government services aren’t.

And if your library provides access to Hoopla, there’s also free movies and manga.

If this were the movie version of Bane, his dialog would read as, “Mmmph mm-mmph, mmph.”

Now introducing UbuRecall! Do you remember what you clicked on yesterday?

We do!

Yeah, in attempting to put the genie back in the bottle, all they end up doing is hurting innocent people.

The MiG is out there, Nintendo. You can’t stop it, and blocking videos from honest content creators isn’t going to change that.

I wish I could get my family to help do a crossword with me.

Not a fan of the Bear Force One deck, then.

I had specifically asked you to never tell me the odds.

I don’t always pay attention to the deep lore in games, and that sometimes hits me all at once. I’ll find myself thinking, “Wait, why did I come all this way down a giant tree full of monsters to kill this lady? What the heck did she do to me to deserve that?”

“We are discreet. But we also think it’s funny.”

It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!

Wait, no – I’m thinking of somebody else, sorry.

Just baking up some hot cross guns.

“Oh boy.”

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