At least it’s not a bass pro shop

I just used my new phone to take a picture of my old phones charging port, which worked only with some cables at certain angles, and, yeah… It’s a horror show up in there

Fear, uncertainty and doubt

Me and a bunch of guys saw a lynx at a remote airstrip in western Australia.

Probably my cat. There’s only one of her.

Sixty-six flags

FDNY: New York’s racistest.

To be fair, they go into a burning building and come out in blackface

All Labor is skilled Labor.

General infantry

Gross, no. A different Mediterranean climate nowhere near the Mediterranean.

Bruh you know me too well

Thank you.

And internet. Basic internet connection should be a human right at this point. It’s infinite free education at your fingertips.

In my city, olive trees thrive like mad. I could probably start a business selling a few tons of brined and jarred olives a year entirely on free produce.

Lemons, too. I could go for a 15 minute walk in any random neighbourhood and come back with 10 pounds of lemons.

Bro, you gotta keep us updated, I’m surprisingly invested in this now.

Hhhhhhhh

There’s no hierarchy in the sasquatch society. To them, ‘bigfoot’ is a slur. ‘Skunk ape’ is strangely a term of endearment (to them, we are their ‘skunk apes’, on account of the smell) ‘Hairy man’ is unnessecarily gendered. ‘Orang Pendek’ is fine, but also gendered. Wood ape’ is a bit simplified, but fine. Yowie is used proudly by the Austral version, but secretly used as a bit of a slur by the North American variant to describe their southern cousins.

The Peladiens diplomatically refer to them as ‘The honorable inhabitants’’ (in contrast to humans, referred to just as ‘the inhabitants’)

In addition, you might like to do a portscan on that IP address to see if any other ports reaveal something more interesting.

You can run this in cmd prompt, I think, if nmap is available on your windows machine:

nmap -p 1-9999 192.168.1.1

IIS can only run on a windows OS, so it must be a windows physical machine or VM connected to your network.

Age 6: Skeletons make me afraid

Age 16: Skeletons are just interesting biology

Age 26: Skeletons make me afraid

Have your butler do it for you