I’m 165cm (5’4")
Everything I say is a short guy thing to say
I can’t believe so many men are insecure about being me. I’m me and it’s pretty damn cool. The feeling of fresh grass on my chin in the spring… the cover of mushrooms when it rains… the company of leprechauns… I see only pros and no cons
You learn to cope or you get mad. I’m glad you coped with being Frodo’s brother.
No cons except leprechauns.
Lol. But here, have some actually great benefits I wish I had:
- The bed is long enough (u don’t need a custom made)
- cars are great (u don’t need to imitate a giraffe to half-assed see the world outside, or take the seat out)
- you can kiss a woman while… Errr…you know. (Not trying to pull her nose out of your bellybutton first)
- clothes actually are your size (you dont need 12xl shirts, just so the arms fit but you can also go camping with your tent)
- airplanes are cheap (u dont have to buy 1st class just to not fold yourself in the middle)
- doors are OK (u dont need to duck. Which u learned through pain)
But there are also benefits…like having a better oversight over crowds and. Err…yes.
Here’s more benefits:
- you can wiggle your feet in the air when sitting on a chair
- adjusting car seat is always easy; just pull it all the way to front
- you can eat her ass while standing
- you can have a nap even on two person couch
- you don’t have to buy a huge pickup even if your dick is small
- you can work in the mines and have innate knowledge about metallurgy and smithing
Wait, what was the topic again?
I lold at the last one 😁
But seriously…beside the silly “men shall be tall” (why even? To protect others from lions?) There aren’t many benefits to being taller than average.
And my largest downside: I’d love a woman that’s taller than me. But there aren’t many…
Seriously the biggest benefit is that I always fit in places and never feel cramped
Oh yes…in some buildings, where the ceiling is very close to my head, I feel very cramped and hate it. Had to move through cellars where I had to basically crouch. Ugh.
Actually I just remembered one minus: tall people are used to not bumping their head on low things. Once I was visiting a museum where they have an old house with really low door ways, low even for me and I was constantly knocking my head because I am not used to having to crouch.
Rock and stone
Another benefit is slightly longer lifespan as the heart doesn’t need to work as hard for blood to travel as much distance.
Phhht it’s not that much of a diffe…ugh…😵
You missed the “everyone thinks you are there just to reach things for them”. Women in particular seem to feel entitled to my reach. The few men that ask are either walking with a cane or sitting in a wheelchair.
Even my Wife, 5"4"/163cm has no problem interrupting me from whatever I’m doing to reach things for her. Despite having 3 step stools in the house just for her.
But if it gets to be too much of a hassle and pisses me off, I start asking her to pick things up off the floor for me because she’s closer to it. She then has a fit because I’m making fun of her height, and then she stops asking me-- for a while.
I don’t think a lot of men are insecure about 5’4. I think it’s more the 5’7 to 5’11 guys that are insecure. Better to be abnormally short than average.
That’s such a short guy thing to say.
Ya but I bet you’ve never felt the abrupt bliss of donking your head on a doorframe.
Does it count if you’re running into a vehicle side mirror instead of a doorframe?
have you ever been to europe?
Yes. In Spain I’m a giant and in the Netherlands I’m a dwarflet.
I meant door frames of very old buildings
I’m 6’3 and tall to most people, but fit under most doors just fine.
Basement stairs can fuck right off though I’ve done that lotsa times and it managed to be a surprising painful thing every time.
Also I think I’d laugh if someone said and if the short guy things to me, I get called things like string bean and “big guy” by bros who don’t know me.
That dude doesn’t even know the pleasure of having his knees jammed into the seat in front of him on a plane.
He’s never seen the top shelf either
I’m 5’3 and I’ve seen plenty of top shelves. I just have to climb shit to do it.
At least you’re retaining our ancestorial skillset.
It’s really dusty
Source - I’m tall and don’t dust things
That’s very big of you!
Wait, “you sound emotional” is bad how?
You wouldn’t get it
Return_of_chippy in this thread:
If he’s at the bottom of the dogpile maybe.
Jimmy?
Okay buddy
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED IF I CALLED WOMEN FAT
Huh
You wouldn’t get it
The number of responses in this thread that sound emotional is making me feel big and strong
Reads like what someone thought would rage bait someone else
Just tweens being tweens
You wouldn’t get it
Relax, it’s not that deep.
act your hair
The water was cold!
This is such a short guy thing to post.
Okay buddy
Whatever helps you sleep at night
Did you think apartment would change your hair?
Act your height.
What would you post if you were a real shit poster?
Took me a while to understand that it wasn’t a conversation between a woman and a man.
idk if i’m built different but i’d laugh at all of these bc they got me good. except sometimes i would answer to the feelings thing with “yes, that hurt” or some shit like that.
Never change
I just don’t understand why men don’t do fun things with their beards like the 1800s
like c’mon you’re telling me you DONT want to shave it into giant kitty whiskers?!?! BOOOORING :/
like look at this photo and tell me that this isn’t an unexplored art form
Heart shapes at the very least!
I KNOW RIGHT??
The world was just not ready
Amateur
flow armour trim
Sounds more like a list of things someone might be rage baited into saying
“Jesus, is it your time of the month!?”
“Awwww! Your truck/motorcycle is adorable!”
“Shhhhhhhh…hush.”
“Don’t worry your pretty little head about it.”
“Come on, give me a smile.”
I don’t understand the need for hating on short men and body shaming. We should come together to hate on men for their character.
You wouldn’t get it
YoU wOUldN’T gEt It
Went over his head, poor little guy.
It’s their idea of what a facist looks like while ignoring the fact that Trump is pretty big.
Yeah, half of these I wouldn’t mind. The other half would make me lose my sense of humor.
“Calm down!”
