Are you happy?

I’ll never forget the first time I finally got Linux 0.1 to boot on my abacus.

Obviously, we’d all love to have everything for free, but it’s just not realistic. And $29 a pop isn’t that bad when you consider the alternative is losing access to all of those files forever. I just try not to use my .rar files too much, because it does add up.

Is this true?

This is why I could never go electric. I love just sitting in the garage, listening to music for hours while the car runs. I refuse to give up my me time.

OP meant to say waterboarding Asians until they pick a trend.

Ukraine didn’t cause Russian men to lose their balls, they gave those up willingly.

I don’t think they need to, they just recognized an opportunity to get better children without having to figure out how to make better ones themselves.

Honestly, few things are more Russian than being defeated.

“Can’t have racism if there are no remaining races!”

And finally removing the stigma associated with premature ejaculation. It’s called efficiency, maybe look it up.

Consider that he might not want it to end. If it ends, a wartime economy is no longer an excuse/distraction and he’d have to contend more with the disaster he’s created.

Invades the breadbasket of Europe, accidentally makes their crops even better.

Well, shit. Hopefully they’re fixing this!

Think how much it sucks for the guy who planned his whole weekend around that package of bull semen that never arrived.

“Should’ve known it was too good to be true…”

I’d buy all the fanciest ketchups. Dijon ketchup!

they have to be carrying a flashlight wearing their winter parka

It’s definitely not all wine and roses. I’ve heard their rations have been slashed to a single blowjob and massage per day. Really lackadaisical ones, too.

There are standard threesomes and then there’s a straight-up holy trinity.

The White Power Ranger one is badass.

Now I really want a .beats watch. That’s so retro cool.