https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/who-up-wonking-they-willy-rn

Mozzarella sticks. The good kind. Eight bucks.

Clavicular Wakes Up

An internet celebrity ended their sleep session

Wakes Up As Hideous, Jawless Monster

Overnight, a person became an ugly monster that lacks a jaw

After Rating Old Crone A 4

Person had publicly declared that they consider a particular elderly individual to be a four out of ten on their personal sexual attractiveness scale.

Clavicular Wakes Up As Hideous, Jawless Monster After Rating Old Crone A 4

An internet celebrity had publicly declared that they consider a particular elderly individual to be a four out of ten on their personal sexual attractiveness scale. In response, the elderly individual put a curse on the celebrity while they slept, turning them into an ugly monster that lacks a jaw.

As it should. I think they forgot the ! at the beginning that is used to indicate that it is a Lemmy community.

I like the solution in the picture. This way, whether the delivery person looks to the left or right of the road, there is a sign to help guide them. If they focus on the right, they see the box. If they focus on the left, they see the sign telling them to direct their focus on the right.

If there was instead just the sign/box both on the left as you suggest, a delivery person may focus on the right and miss it completely.

Bodily autonomy advocates are all hypocrites

This meme is pointing out that some are hypocrites, but is by no means saying that all bodily autonomy advocates are all hypocrites. It is pointing out the hypocrisy of when a person advocates for the bodily autonomy of humans while not caring about the bodily autonomy of other animals.

cows are literally people

I cannot tell where you think that is being implied. You don’t have to equate other animals to humans in order to care about them.

Skill issue

This is a Lemmy community. Does Lemmy even have an automod?

EDIT: I guess any mod could just set up their own “automod” bot using the Lemmy API.

Guys, you can slap text over anyone’s portrait

Not only “anyone’s portrait”, this one is giving off AI vibes. Slopposts are easier and easier to generate nowadays.

Is this a regional thing? Most people I know in the USA are either enthusiastic about the product or at least intrigued by the concept.

I figured there would be a simple setting for that in KDE Plasma, but looking it up, I am just getting results about disabling the virtual onscreen keyboard

Bleep bloop fuck you buy my T-shirt fuck me

SICK RHYMES, MOTHERFUCKER

I’ll have uhhhh…

It’s both. Liking chocolate ice cream more than vanilla ice cream is a preference. Someone is not actively choosing to prefer that flavor.

A shitpost is often a joke, but not always. Sometimes, a shitpost is just a shitpost.

It’s called a shitpost, mom. All the cool kids are doing it.