Because he’s useful for the only people that matters in magastan: the rich elites.

I said it joking once but we’ll get there at this rate: we need to develop a portable EMP emitter. Carry your devices in a faraday bag and whenever you see someone with suspicious glasses, just shot the EMP and fuck the glasshole and their privacy nightmarish glasses.

The F150 is BIGGER?! And here I was thinking you must be a special kind of idiot to buy that kind of truck… turns out there’s an even specialer kind of idiot who buys an even bigger one…

ありがとう！

I’ve started to see what looks like an european version of the F150 called ford ranger in here in Italy. In fucking Florence of all places!

i mean, have you ever played Assassin’s creed 2? THAT Florence, because the old part of the town is virtually identical. And you bring such a beast here? Mate, there are streets here that are too narrow for a bloody Smart! And you pretend to drive that here? You are just that dumb, right? How small and insecure must make your tiny dick feel to buy a fucking american truck to drive in a town like this?!

“Yes Janine. We all pee everyday. But can you understand the difference between peeing everyday and peeing so often each day that it disrupts other parts of your daily life?”

I swear I’m gonna use this next time I hear “everyone is a bit autistic”.

“Everyone’s a little bit autistic”

“You’re too normal to be autistic”

I think it’s pretty clear that I am not.

Seriously, why are you all fellow humans asking me about such an absurd thing?

Are you ok?

I can read that!! I wasn’t really confident about it but a month of practice and I can see progress!

Also, yeah. I too think that’s a conversation two Japanese people would have in a safari.

Silverfish. In Italy it is said they come out from hiding before rain starts. Normally, if you see one in your house, it should mean rains are coming today or the day after.

They are harmless to us and pets.

I think you are right. Most of my friends and acquaintances are in their 30-40s (as I am) and if there’s a difference between some of us in the group is that whlie some of us feel like we’re still young, some feel like they are already old. And the difference is about the movement each of us get. I walk to go everywhere, try to go to the gym 3-4 times a week and feel generally great; same that the othere feeling they are young.

If there is something that all those feeling old share is being a couch potato. Keep moving people, activity makes the body feel good and keeps you from decaying!

A stroke. Leave him in a semi-vegetative state but keep his mind as aware as possible. I want him to live a long life after that, in the worst possible misery: that of being a prisoner of your own body. I want him aware when the world celebrates that he’s become a bedridden monster that nobody wants near and everyone fights to keep away because he’s not relevant anymore.

Isn’t this the tree that’s so old that its pollinizers are beetles because bees didn’t exist by the time they came around?

Although Qatar is also a shithole, they were smart enough to not scare the visitors. Magastan is actively telling the world that the maga gestapo will deport any “alien” to fuck knows where.

Going to magastan right now means you are just one angry gravy seal away of ending deported in a country you don’t even know.

No, they won’t. Because they are not going there.

As soon as the market opens, it goes into panic mode and tanks. Pedohitler buys stock, then on friday announces a deal (causing the market to rise again) and he sells for profit. Rinse and repeat.

Mate, it was a joke about how every time a new unreal engine releases, there’s someone making a “look how OoT kooks in the new unreal engine”. Don’t read too much of that message, it was just a joke.

Can’t wait to see the mandatory “This is what OoT would look like if Nintendo made it in UEx” and a horde of rabid fans take their keyboards and demand that Nintendo both hire the guy and make OoT in UEx. Of course, keeping the extremely clunky animations of the original game.

What made you think we er… velociraptors have learned about cardboard boxes?