Shame. Only shame.
Sweet like Filipino spaghetti I imagine
Imagine you couldn’t try new things how stale or diet would be today.
We’d all still be drinking baby bottles.
Real Italians refuse to use Tomatoes
I’ll stick to my mammoth steaks, thanks very much.
Obviously evey possible good food has already been invented
I don’t know. There are a lot of foods already out in the world.
Now imagine we can only ever eat what the first humans ate
The paleo diet exists.
Ok I didn’t know this existed and now I want to make it lol.
Anyone had kluski z serem?
It’s really good!
My Romanian grandmother use to make this with feta cheese. It was delicious
The obligatory article is not as good:
How To Pronounce Makaron Z Serem?
Makaron z serem is pronounced ma-kah-ron z seh-rehm.
Very enlightening
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Pizza = Pita
I don’t know if this is a real thing, but it makes me want to cry.
I only know pasta with sugar and:
- blueberries
- cinnamon (+butter)
A handful of Germans are enjoying Nutella spaghetti. The hot spaghetti melt the Nutella into a sort of chocolate sauce.
Pizzas are just open-faced sandwiches. Anything you can put in a sandwich, you can put on a pizza.
Completely different dough in terms of consistency and taste. Bread and pizza are quite different, so many ingredients that work on pizza don’t work on sandwiches and vice versa. Having said that, people can eat what they please.
A Mediterranean Smörgåsbord. Anyone for pickled herring on their pizza.
To (controversially) go one step further, all unsweetened carbohydrate bases are interchangeable.
You can put pasta topping on a pizza, you can put pizza topping on rice, you can put toastie fillings on a potato waffle and it always ends up nice.
You can do anything, and all of those are edible, but pizza topping on rice? Oh man…
Mix rice up with tomato sauce, melt a bit of mozzarella cheese in, some slices of pepperoni in it, sprinkle in some basil and oregano… check behind you that nobody can see you commit culinary crimes… delicious.
This seems sounds this is a good metric on the surface, but let’s try it out.
Corned beef on pizza? Sounds great. Sauerkraut? Uhh, ok, maybe. Mayonnaise? What the actual fuck…
Iowans love putting ranch dressing on pizza lol
Mayonnaise? What the actual fuck…
Umm ok well…listen, now hear me out here
Sauerkraut on pizza is amazing. Come to Minnesota and go to Red’s Savoy, it’s great.
Mayonnaise? What the actual fuck…
Psshhhh… Some places use mayonnaise-like substance instead of cheese to save money.
Got a friend who eats mayo on pizza. Trying to not be judgey, but I did gag a little just hearing it.
Hear me out, but pickle pizza is pretty damn good. The sauce is mayo, sour cream, garlic, olive oil, salt and pepper.
I despise this traditional “that doesn’t go on that dish” bullshit.
It was that way with the food where I’m from and well and now the new generation is doing whatever they want with those traditional recipes and making them modern and it’s amazing. If you don’t like pineapple on your pizza don’t have it. But shut the fuck up with your “that’s not a pizza”. You sound like my great grandma
Edit: I’m from El Salvador and people used to freak out if you suggested that pupusas should have more variety than just pork, cheese and beans. They’d yell at you that it wasn’t traditional. Now the young generation is making pupusas with chicken, fish, shrimp, sweet potato, zucchini, and so on, and it’s amazing!
the worst is when people are like this for a dish that was invented as a way to use the shitty limited ingredients of the area because everyone was poor and that’s all they had back then. That’s not even tradition. Or slightly less annoying is when people try your traditional dish from the country your family comes from and say its not correct in some way, but they are from one of the 6 neighboring countries with pretty much the same food but the name is spelled slightly different and have regional plants as seasoning instead.
That’s not even tradition.
Ehhhh, you might not like most traditions then.
I don’t really see being poor as a tradition. I’ve seen enough people present racism as a tradititon and I don’t like that either. My dad has been facebook’d and keeps wanting to do ancient medicines because “the government took them away from us”, and has asked where to get some definitely dangerous substances. There are indeed a lot of things people call tradition that I don’t like.
I don’t think changing a couple ingredients breaks tradition when most old recipes were just throwing whatever we had together and trying to make it at least minimally enjoyable for bonus points. I guess it’s different for wealthy people in the past much like it is now, but if it could be improved cheaply or for free when it was new either due to ingredients or skills and knowledge, everyone would have done it. Some things were probably also just good enough that nobody bothered changing it, but now most people are conditioned to really high sugar and salt or just stronger flavour in general.
Actually one of my time travel fantasy wishes is to see people in the last eat the modern versions of their favourite food. I’d feel bad about shocking their systems with large doses (to them) of microplastics, pesticides, and who knows what else though.
Embrace the paradox: «è un schifo ale lubię to».
Considering tomatoes aren’t even from Europe the Italians can think whatever they want about pizza, they’re not experts, they’re just as wrong as everyone else.
It’s not about being right, it’s about making something that tastes good. Besides that, there are also well established cultural traditions. But as long as people call their
garbagepizzas “NY pizza”, or whatever and it’s well distinguished by “Italian pizza” (or Neapolitan, etc.), I don’t see the problem.And that’s why, as a Midwesterner, I proudly put black olives on my tacos. And it’s tastes pretty damn great!
Power to you, don’t let the food snobs stop you!
I’m learning so many new things today 🫠
Diced pickles in your tacos. Thank me later
This by far the worse crime here.
As a socal boy, you scare me
Midwestern Mexican food is a whole nother beast.
As long as you aren’t putting cheese or sour cream or using those hard shell things I guess it could pass
They are definitely putting cheese and sour cream in hard shell tacos.
Pickles are pickles, but personally, I like pickled watermelon
Preparing that yourself or are there places where you can buy pickled watermelon?
All over the place. If your local store has a large pickle section, you’ll probably find it.
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Taco Bell used to put olives on some of their items way back in the day. I wonder if that’s where all this started.
And pasta is from china
Asian noodles and italian pasta evolved independently. It’s a myth that Marco Polo brought the recipe home.
A plain slice in NY, maybe with some red pepper flakes and parmigiana. Fuckin bliss.
…Red pepper flakes?
I’m literally shaking right now
For those peasants who’ve never heard of olio peperoncino
Are you a purist that says ketchup doesn’t belong on hot dogs too?
Hot dogs should only have mustard and diced onions on them.
Maybe sauerkraut if it’s a special occasion.
Diced onions are for amateurs. Pyramided onions are where it’s at.
…Shaking more red pepper flakes onto your dollar slice?
Can’t pass up free condiments amirite?
NY pizza fucking sucks. You want real pizza, go to Chicago. Everyone knows deep dish is where it’s at.
Yeah I said it. Fight me.
I don’t think you can eat deep dish pizza with one hand while riding the subway quite so easily.
For the whole thing: https://youtu.be/pzXIpp59eoU?si=CVP2J6aM3INbf7WG
I’m a New Yorker and used to date a person from Chicago. We saw eye-to-eye on many things, but we had to be okay with the fact that this debate was not among them.
I don’t normally disagree with John Stewart, but for this I’ll make an exception.
It’s fucking soup with cheese that’s so covered in sauce it will never reach any level of golden brown delicious, nor even be able to dream of it. It’s such a US thing to think that more is better while annihilating all the nuance that makes the thing actually good in the first place.
A deep crust is fine, just put more in it and put that cheese on top where it can really shine. Fill that bad bitch with all kinds of great stuff. Use more than the most basic, one-note pizza sauce.
I was so hyped for deep-dish and it let me down so fucking hard.
Lasagna is everything deep dish wishes it was.
Amen brother.
NY style pizza also isn’t anything particularly amazing. New Yorkers are just louder about it, like with everything they do.
Yeah I’ll die on the Dayton style pizza hill. But seriously most people who come from somewhere with its own style of pizza love that style. For a non hometown favorite Chicago bar style (not deep dish) is excellent.
I don’t think its the same than combining a sweet fruit with tomato sauce and cheese.
Pasta by itself is basically neutral in taste. You can easily make them into a sweet dish. I sometimes like to eat them with applesauce.
Just to clarify, I wouldn’t order or make pizza with pineapple for myself, but I don’t think it’s that big of a deal people sometimes make it.
Just eat what you like and don’t force your taste on others.Yeah I once lived with a family in Eastern Europe who would sometimes make dessert ravioli by filling it with fruit and sugar and dusting it with powdered sugar. It was obviously a very different dish than savory pasta but really good actually.
I will go out on a limb here and guess those were not ravioli and some form of pelmeni instead? There are types of them that are usually eaten with sour cream and jam. But the dough used is quite different from the ravioli one, and the filling is cheese (not meat or ricotta/spinach).
Was that the case?
Actually no! But I think they were inspired by pelmeni, but this was ravioli dough. It was in Moldova though, and much of the family had moved to Italy for temporary work. I’m guessing it was a fusion cooking experiment and turned out great and they kept doing it. It started spreading through the town lol. But hey, if it’s good it’s good.
See, the problem is that pizza often gets shared, and these barbarians will order it with pineapple physically on it, like put right on a perfectly good ham pizza, so then you have to pull the pineapple off, let the dog lick the pineapple juice from the pineapple holes, and then you can eat it, but you still can taste the lingering traces of a fruit that should, by all the laws of man and god, be used exclusively in deserts.
It’s an affront against nature and pizza.
Downvote away, but you know deep in your heart of hearts that I’m right.
Dude. Your problem is not the pineapple, but that you are apparently surrounded by inconsiderate people.
If you get pizza or any food to share, you should make sure you choose a topping everyone is okay with. If necessary make it half pineapple half pepperoni or whatever.
If you order for a group of people and choose something that is controversial without checking back, you’re an asshole.
Pasta is egg and flour. Cake is egg and flour. Society has decided that egg and flour has to be maked in a particular shape and cooked in a particular way to have strawberries with it.
Pasta by itself is basically neutral in taste. You can easily make them into a sweet dish. I sometimes like to eat them with applesauce.
Please explain yourself. You can’t just say this like it’s normal and morally/ethically acceptable.
What is there to explain? If you don’t add any savory ingredients to pasta it is not salty or savory in taste.
Same as you can prepare rice savory or sweet as rice pudding or something.
You do now “pasta” just means the noodle, right? It’s still pasta if you don’t add anything?
There are lots of sweet pasta dishes in the world like sweet kugel or milk noodles.I just add (cold) applesauce onto (warm) noodles and eat it. If I’m fancy, I make applesauce from fresh apples.
Also, look up portugese Aletria. That’s angle hair pasta as it’s best.
Are you being forced to eat it? If not I’d say stop giving a fuck so hard about what other people like or how they live their lives by things that shouldn’t affect you. You can’t control them. Live and let live. That’s the feel.
And if you’re still not satisfied and have the burning desire to feel outraged, Find something for real to be outrageous about. Like current wars or stupid candidates or fixing up dumb city laws that hurt innocent citizens. Go to a rally to defend some human rights or something like that. Get juicy with your rage.
Are you ok?? Is everything fine ?