Same. The principal and vice principals at the last high school I attended were also the football coaches. Going to them about how the jocks were kicking the shit out of me for being too nerdy and queer for their tastes got me that same “just keep a lower profile” bullshit from the highest authority figures in that dump.

Alert: the Wi-Fi has detected high-waisted mom jeans.

Yes, Popeye will eat his spinach and rescue her.

The main person behind that game is an abuser.

Because my country’s egg supply chain makes them require refrigeration.

I’ll try my best to not be venuarable, then.

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Careful, they might be those Legend of Zelda chickens that’ll mess you up real bad.

This is a scorpion replaced by copper, found in a copper mine. A scorpion likely got buried in some mud or sediment, and over the years became fossilized in copper as copper-rich mineral deposits replaced the original organic material. So, this is copper coalesced in the shape of the scorpion in that pose, and it stays posed that way forever.

It’s like when you see dinosaur fossils; you aren’t seeing the original bones, you’re seeing everlasting minerals which deposited in the exact shapes of the buried bones over time, replacing the buried organic bone matter as it decayed away. As this buried scorpion decayed away, copper filled in the gaps where it used to be.

I bet it’s a better actor.

An easy way to tell whether it’s an alligator or a crocodile is by noting whether you see it later, or in a while.

With all due respect, Nina Paley is a piece of shit who can cram her comics sideways and fuck off.

Tag and Bink.

This can also be good advice for dealing with adults.

And you get to be the genius who fixed the Internet for everyone living there. Nice one!

It’s only on the Special Edition DVD.

Put on some John Waters movies and load the karaoke machine with lots of Cher and Elton John.

That’s amazing, that’s the same combination I have on my luggage!

Vomiting is not as much fun as waiting for it to be ready for you to deposit on the boss’ desk the other way.