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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

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bisexual

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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I am Buysexual.

    If you buy me things, I’ll have sex with you.

    (also: if anyone knows the name of the Johnathan Taylor Thomas movie the above line came from, I’d love to know because I wanna see that movie again but I don’t remember its name)

  • dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works
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    Ask at the bodybuilder forum. They are great with stuff like this.

    • nonfuinoncuro@lemmy.zip
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      5 days ago

      misc?

  • OR3X@lemmy.world
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    Pretty sure bisexual means you don’t have sex at all.

    • jacksilver@lemmy.world
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      6 days ago

      That’s bye-sexual

  • rumba@lemmy.zip
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    IF you’re married over 10 years, that twice a year or once every two years. It’s long enough that you’ll forget in between.

  • cristo@lemmy.world
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    According to the FAA, bisexual is twice a week and bisexxiel is every two weeks.

  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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    The French call it Bihebdomadairementsexuel

  • Dalvoron@lemmy.zip
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    To avoid confusion it should be semisexual for sex twice per week and whortnightly for sex every two weeks.

  • Phoenix3875@lemmy.world
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    Sex every two weeks is semi-sexual.

    • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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      It’s the opposite. semi- is twice a week (or whatever). I google this to be sure every time, and it upsets me every time.

  • Dicska@lemmy.world
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    It means you have sex twice. That’s it.

    • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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      Cool, I still haven’t used either of mine!

      • Dicska@lemmy.world
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        • “Any request before we unplug him from the machine…?”
    • niva@discuss.tchncs.de
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      OFC, else it would be called bi-weekly-sexual!

  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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    Wrong. It means you have sex twice every time.

  • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world
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    It’s twice a year.

  • ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world
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    Tweakly — twice a week
    Twockly — every two weeks

    • tetris11@feddit.uk
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      Betwixtly - twice within two weeks

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    it’s two sexes per sex. i can’t remember if that limits to infinity or 1.6 sexes

    • lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s -1/12 actually

      • Siethron@lemmy.world
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        No, that’s pansexuals

  • VibeSurgeon@piefed.social
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    It’s twice hourly, actually

  • LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz
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    I had an Ex who thought daily, as in take one pill daily, meant every other day. I couldn’t convince her and had to show her multiple sources for her to believe me. She was pissed too. Like sorry im trying to make sure your’e taking the right amount of medications to keep you healthy you ungrateful whore.
    Im over it i swear…

    • TN2VOA@reddthat.com
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      Functional illiteracy is a real problem.

    • QualifiedKitten@discuss.online
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      What? How? Like… I just… What’s the train of thought where that makes any sense?

      • ElChinchilla@lemmy.world
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        Step 1: tenuous grasp on language. Step 2: even more tenuous. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit due to taking 1/2 the medication you should’ve been taking.

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