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  • tetris11@feddit.uktoFeddit UK@feddit.ukAnyone heard from Emperor?
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    6 days ago

    I saw him recently. It was in Epping Forest at 3am, on a cold June night. He was stark naked, blood dripping from his newly christened axe (“the redeemer”), and he was panting heavily. Before him lay the corpses of 162 grey squirrels and a druidic stone glowed faintly in the background as if it was enamored by his sacrificial offering. We supped on wolf milk that night, and as the blood moon rose, made sweet love to the calming dulcet notes of Calvin Harris’s It was acceptable in the 80s sung by motley crew of green paraquets. He left at dawn, clenching that bloodied axe between his teeth as he sprinted north, no doubt in pursuit of that elusive “uptime” he’d kept muttering between every agonizing thrust.






  • tetris11@feddit.uktoProgrammer Humor@programming.devchoas
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    7 days ago

    Well yeah, we have a character model for the giant demon and the giant demon has a huge use case.

    A scarf? That’s a model extension. Either you’re asking me to create a whole new character with a scarf baked into the mesh that will deform weirdly as the character moves, or you’re asking me to implement an accessory-anchor system all for the sake of a scarf (albeit other accessories might use this new framework) which will then need a physics/cloth sim to even look half good.