Yoink!

God damn lizard people.

Dangit now I cant unsee it.

TIL the proper monikers for different kinds of Kiwi!

Volvo?

Really young and aware enough to GTFO. This persons going places…

You should use a randomizer to chose from a folder, which picture to use. It would really add to the drama of those mid day meetings.

When in doubt about your humor, add a funny face. (this is partially in jest. I always found this author just mildly entertaining.)
edit- it also never sat right with me about the name choice. Draw-TISM and then add the derpy faces. IDK maybe its just me.

Ok, but how about 65inches of mac and cheese?
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(this is a real thing apparently.)

Fire resist + Self immolate = Hugs of Death!

Are these AI? I only ask because there is no artist credit and this and the snail one both have a very uniform style. I hope not, I do like them and would like to share.

I vaguely remember reading about a 501 collectors market and how vintage Levis went for a pretty penny. Im guessing it wasn’t 1995 vintage, though.
Looks longingly into closet

Chargeman Ken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLzYMI2mxAk
An old scifi anime that seems ripe for memeage.

Theres a crossfit gym on my way to work. I see people running outside the gym everyday. Like they drive to the gym to run outside of the gym, then drive home.

Oh, so thats how LLMs are made?

Pretty lifelike. Full color/sensory immersion, even to the point of feeling things like cold, heat, wind, hearing loud noises, smells etc. Sometimes, if ive been really sleep deprived, it can take me a solid few minutes to realize Im even awake and in the “real world”.

My uncle walked in on my “walk” with my cousins one year. To break the awkwardness, I offered him some. My uncle had been sober for something like 15 years at this point. He was (is) also a substance abuse counselor… Yeah…

How do you say “Pspspspss” in French?

I love it! Ive been giggling for a solid minute at these names.
Edit- Ive been singing Blenny and the Jets for almost 10 minutes now. This is the new normal. Its imprinted.

I have a snail named Herbert. He is a Mystery Snail and I love him dearly. I didn’t think Id form such an attachment to a snail, but here we are. Every day when i get home from work, I put my hand on the glass of his tank and talk to Herbert. Just talking about my day or whatever. He doesn’t seem to mind and generally hangs out on the glass around my hand. I know Herbert probly doesn’t even know im there most of the time but it doesn’t mater. Talking to him helps me and I will continue to do it… At least until i get some more snails/shrimp/fish, then they will have to endure my talks as well. Muahahahhaha