It’s an internal mechanism in the toilet. Fix the damn thing yourself.

Buy a bum hose, rinse it down you philistine. It’s 8 bucks and a solved problem.

A deep brain simulator took moderate Parkinsons and all but eliminated the symptoms, adding a decade of working years to the end of my father’s life. If don’t ethically I am wholly in favor.

Beans placerville style

I guess you could get mild cheddar

I was just posting about this dream I had where the stone was made out of cheese and we had to eat it for Jesus to come back, but we didn’t

Upgrade my butt. Poot existential dread instead of regular feces.

I’M WHERE

So I had the most blasphemous dream about Easter and cheese.

This church, you know the one, had an Easter party. They had the tomb, and when the wheel was gone Jesus would come out and greet Mary. The wheel was a giant wheel of cheese and everyone got to take like five pounds to fondue right there and five pounds to eat later (my dreams end with everyone happy most of the time) but like there was still a lot of cheese this was the first time we did this and the wheel we got could feed like, maybe me and one other dude who likes cheese. Did I mention I like cheese I mean I’m dreaming about a big fucking wheel of it. We’re talking six month supply, seven feet across five feet high fuck I was trying to go to sleep and then I started telling a story about cheese now I’m hungry dammit. Anyways, this big fucking wheel of cheese, we bought too much, if such a thing as the concept of too much cheese can exist and I argue it cannot. But anyways that’s why Jesus isn’t back, it’s because we couldn’t finish the cheese at the Easter party.

Bean out of 10

i kind of want the steam deck to eat the switch and i really don’t have a dog in the fight

i have an account on my ps4 (and ps5) that i log into and suddenly i’m in a different region. the ps5 says i only get so many region changes, but i can log into the accounts as many times as i want

i mean if i had a specific nintendo console for pirated games, i wouldn’t connect it to the internet

also where are his little legs

what kind of bird man would they have us believe this is

big ol lick across the palm and then other.

you know, i ought to name my next router jesus for when i have to reboot it

I clip it all the way down to like 1mm². The nail is cracked in half already. Also pulling a nail is like a 2/10 unless you do it slow then it’s a 4.

I mean I’ll take a lil microplastic if it comes in a kebab

That cock ain’t one of us