No optimus prime or megatron 🥀
Glute
“My name is Gluteous Maximus, commander of the Asses of the North, General of the Sphincter Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Analius.”
of the New Fartington Asses?
“He has a wide, you know…”
Asses of the North
You mean the right wing demagogues on the ascendancy in Nordic countries including my native Denmark?
Is it true that if you’re single on your 25th birthday, your friends and family will throw cinnamon on you?
It’s one of our weirder traditions, yeah, but some of us choose not to do it. I personally had a standing agreement with all my friends, relatives, and neighbors that I’d not participate in doing it to them and they’d not do it to me 😁
They do the same with pepper at 30 btw
So its true. I thought it was rumor.
Nope, totally true. It’s one of our many bizarre traditions that most people don’t know WHY we do 🤷🏻
This is what I found upon looking up.
The Danish tradition of covering a 25-year-old in cinnamon (and a 30-year-old in pepper) if they’re still unmarried traces back to the 15th–16th century pebersvend — a wandering spice merchant whose itinerant trade kept him from settling down and marrying. The cinnamon-specific custom is much younger: the earliest documented cases come from the 1960s in Northern Jutland, with the folk explanation that friends simply didn’t want to wait five more years before “spicing up” their single peer, and cinnamon was a gentler substitute for pepper. It spread nationally by the 1980s and remains strongest in Jutland and Fyn. In practice, friends surprise the birthday person, tie them to a tree or lamppost, wet them down, and shower them in spice — a playful, consensual ritual rather than a law, though popularly dubbed the “Age 25 Rule.” The 25-year-old earns the title kanelsvend (or kanelmø for women); at 30, pebersvend (or pebermø).
Glute Honk
Or, as I call it, sexual harassment
Or battery, perchance?
Dranon Dyson sounds like a weirdly cool fantasy/scifi name
I don’t know why, but honk really got me good.
Nice to meet you, my name is Honk Ifyoulovejesus
At least it’s not Honk Ifyourhorny
Basically the same if you’re horny for Jesus
This is extremely funny to me bc I did go to school with someone named Dyson. I honestly have no idea why but we all called him Mateo.
Because Dyson sucks?
sleve mcdichael sounding ass
Ham is actually a veritable biblical name (as in Ham, Shem and Japhet), and was more common in puritanical times. A chimpanzee sent into space by NASA was named Ham, probably after the scriptural figure rather than importentiously the meat.
Urethra Franklin
Gonad Bloke does not sound like a nickname you want.
S’Phyllis
Fallopia
Fellaggio
G’Noriah
Ovaria
Horné
Horné wins.
La Trine
GROND!
BORT will always be a classic.
Beer
Fight
Truck
Boulder
Gun
These are Dave Ryder adjacent.
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Blast Crunchmeat
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Squat Hardthrust
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Beef Bulkhead
etc
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Glute is an awesome name
