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Cake day: August 21st, 2024

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  • this is a great opportunity to bring in riddles from the Kids Write Jokes tumblr. not gonna spoiler the answers for… obvious reasons.

    some of my favourites:

    Knock Knock

    Who’s there?

    Doctor Dentist

    Doctor Dentist who

    How can you be a Doctor and a Dentist there is not enough time

    what do dogs call Italy?

    dogtaly

    How many sharks does it take to make a grandpa shark?

    1,280,000 sharks.

    what does NASA stand for.

    not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    and my all time fave

    can you fart?

    do it now



  • in GTA 2, naming your player “GOURANGA” activates the cheat code mode. “IAMDAVEJ” gives you all guns.

    in half-life 2, typing ent_fire !picker in the console makes the thing you are looking at catch fire. it’s also the base command for a lot of other things; if you’re looking at a door and add “unlock” to the command, the door will open.

    when stacking firewood, always put the pieces with the bark facing up. that way, rain can’t get the wood wet, and the logs dry quicker.

    paper maps fold long side first.

    the modern graphical interface of the personal computer was developed by Xerox and plagiarized by Steve jobs after he got a factory tour in 1972, but he missed the most important part of the computer that he saw: it was fully networked using what we today call Ethernet.









  • lime!@feddit.nutoProgrammer Humor@lemmy.mlIt's a Unix system! Elon knows this!
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    after he bought twitter and made a big thing about auditing their code, there was a post going around that was something like

    first he talked about cars, and i know nothing about cars but people said he was a genius so i believed it
    then he talked about rockets, and i know nothing about rockets but people said he was a genius so i believed it
    now he’s talking about computers, and i know a lot about computers, and he’s saying some of the most batshit insane things i’ve ever heard, so i’m starting to reevaluate my earlier choices…