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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 days ago

Pervert cancer

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Pervert cancer

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 days ago
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  • DannyMac@sh.itjust.works
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    21 days ago

    Sounds like an Early Cuyler rant 😆

    • sploder@lemmy.world
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      20 days ago

      Don’t touch the trim dog!

  • Gladaed@feddit.org
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    21 days ago

    Fun fact: there actually is a transmissible cancer in dogs. But it can only pass to dogs since it is dog cells.

    • stark@sopuli.xyz
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      21 days ago

      Also in Tasmanian devils.

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      21 days ago

      So you are saying I should not put dog cells inside of me. Got it.

      • Triumph@fedia.io
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        21 days ago

        Hey dawg, I heard you like dogs.

        • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
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          21 days ago

      • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
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        21 days ago

        Actually I think they’re saying the opposite. Well not that you should, but rather that you can without fear of “dog cancer turd”.

        • Gladaed@feddit.org
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          21 days ago

          Exactly :3

    • raman_klogius@ani.social
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      21 days ago

      I got a bunch this is the cancer the guy’s talking about

  • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca
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    20 days ago

  • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world
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    21 days ago

    The driver of this vehicle pours out his whole pocket of pennies on the table at Dennie’s, licks them one at a time and turns them face up.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      21 days ago

      You’ve all handled my ass pennies!

      • snoons@lemmy.ca
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        21 days ago

        Blessed be thy cashless transaction; though, perchance to pray for a commune.

      • modus@lemmy.world
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        21 days ago

        Butt Sharpies are the new ass pennies.

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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          21 days ago

        • modus@lemmy.world
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          21 days ago

          It’s a sub on the orange site. Enjoy.

          • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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            21 days ago

            That just raises FURTHER questions!!! What is the orange site? Is that like a prison? And what does BDSM have to do with things?

            • cavitationfetishist2@quokk.au
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              21 days ago

              Orange site does resemble the prison yes.

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      21 days ago

      Is that not how everyone pays for their Grand Slam?

      • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world
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        21 days ago

        Fair point, my mistake. 🤣

        • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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          21 days ago

          No problem, just remember not to lick any dog butts on your way out.

          • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world
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            21 days ago

            Had you said something earlier… Dammit!

          • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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            21 days ago

            Then why go anyway?

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        21 days ago

        at least on this coast
        Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download the file instead.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    21 days ago

    They’re putting chemicals in the dog tutds that’s turnin’ the frickin’ gays into pervert cancer!

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      21 days ago

      Someone should really post some beans about it.

  • anon_8675309@lemmy.world
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    21 days ago

    Our education system folks.

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      21 days ago

      USA! USA!

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        21 days ago

        Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download the file instead.

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    21 days ago

    Is this clown allowed to own guns?

    • Servomoore@lemmy.world
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      20 days ago

      Surprise: Not a gunowner. But only because they learned guns and bullets have components that contain carcinogens.

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      21 days ago

      There’s probably 4 in the truck.

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      20 days ago

      Encouraged!

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      21 days ago

      Sadly, you know the answer. USA! USA!

  • steveLeo@lemmy.zip
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    21 days ago

    Down, boy

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    21 days ago

    WiHT NOiSE CANCE AN

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    21 days ago

    What’s the bet a certain someone in a certain white Chevy pickup had a dog die from cancer a while ago and they themselves recently had a battle with testicular cancer, and there’s things a doctor never wanted to hear or say as they tried to convince the certain someone in a certain white Chevy pickup that, “no, cancer cannot be transmitted from dogs to humans.”

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      “Dogs get cancer at 10x the rate of you and me, because dogs lick their balls and eat their turds. I did a decade of yoga to teach myself to lick my own balls, and then I got pervert butt cancer. NO DOG IN HOUSE!”

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    21 days ago

    You know when someone goes into home depot and buys a whole bunch of letters like this, the cashier should really just take a minute to check with the customer like are you using these to write some crazy ass message on your white van? Immediate intervention.

    • TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id
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      They should be getting paid intervention money then.

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      20 days ago

      “How many E’s do I need for FREE CANDY?”

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    21 days ago

    Cancer Dog: Not even once.

  • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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    21 days ago

    I wonder if this person eats eggs or drinks milk.

    • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
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      21 days ago

      I hope they eat lettuce.

      • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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        I eat lettuce… I get it at the grocery stores, and add it to my burgers, and sandwiches.

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    Comforting to know they never, ever check their rear view mirror

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    Parking in the disabled spot with the toolbox in the bed and this wild message tell me there’s probably an impairment, but not a physical one.

    • Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      You never know. My dad has been a life long handyman but he also has MS. His body still works pretty damn well considering his age but that’s only until he gets too warm and his legs suddenly stop responding. He can still do most of the things he used to do just only in short stints. However, prolonged physical exertion leaves him unable to walk.

      There are a lot of handicapped people who will look perfectly fine to the average person but may have a limited ability to remain fully physically abled for more that short periods of time.

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