I’m a professional milk grader for the dairy industry. It’s my job to judge the milk safe for transport to facilities for processing. It’s my job to literally go onto dairy farms, test and grade the milk, and pick it up.

We drink raw milk in our house because of it. The dairy farms all drink their own. I do so because I know it’s safe for consumption at the farm. I would never recommend anyone just drink or consume raw milk. I would never in my life buy it from a store. I drink it because I know it’s safe, and it’s my job to make sure it’s safe.

Once again though, do not recommend drinking raw milk.

Edit: For the record I’m also Canadian. Our standards for dairy farms and milk testing are astronomical compared to the USA. There’s a reason Canada bans US milk in stores.

Holy hell, take care of your cats man.

Maybe he’s bored.

Dandelions are at least pretty to look at.

This guy looks like a fart.

Now instead of Simpsons Did It, or South Park Did It…

It’s now MAGA Did It

Who?

They already know about all that. They cheered it on until their own labour was affected.

They don’t give a fuck about your labour. They were probably illegals and you should go to jail. MY Mexicans did it the right way.

Jan 6 was a trial run

My Mom told me it’s socialist propaganda that the “cost of living is going up” because there’s “enough socialism that everyone can get fed fine”. shoot me.

What the… How!? How does ANY of that make sense?

I mean with that last bit… I mostly enjoyed the taste of alcohol from a young age.

Nope. It moves into a default position so it’s easier to exit/enter. When I start it it’ll automatically shift into the last preset used.

So if I start the car tomorrow, it’ll shift into my setting. If my partner wants the car, they just have to push the 1 on the door and it’ll shift into theirs.

Don’t you hate it when your dick is tired from all the sex you’re having?

Right?

“Uh… What’s up with that tattoo”

Oh that’s when my ex cheated on me so I sent my dog to lacereate her achilies

Our venue was the porch of a friend of ours. No wedding halls or anything. Whole guest list was maybe 30 people, only friends, no family. Just small, intimate, and amazing.

I’m not 16 years old. I’m not trying to be “cool”.

Jokes on you. My house doesn’t have more than two steps in it and I don’t have kids.

Takes long drag of a cig

It certainly was at one point.

I loved the clit mouse on my college laptop. It’s literally all I used.

Your pornhub searches should not affect your Instagram algorithm.

I drink coffee every day.

Flavour is certainly extremely important.