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Cake day: July 16th, 2025

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  • Government sets up page to verify age. You head to it, no referrer. Age check happens by trusted entity (your government, not some sketchy big tech ass), they create a signed cert with a short lifespan to prevent your kid using the one you created yesterday and without the knowledge which service it is for. It does not contain a reference to your identity. You share that cert with the service you want to use, they verify the signature, your age, save the passing and everyone is happy. Your government doesn’t know that you’re into ladies with big booties, the big booty service doesn’t know your identity and you wank along in private.

    But oh no, that wouldn’t work because think of the… I have no clue.