Thinking with portals.
For whatever reason, this was among my first intuitive thoughts as well (until I realised that I was just silly ofc)
I was thinking of pegging but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Por que no los dos?
Pegging butt
It’s the best position, which you only get if you’ve been a very good boy
oh that must be why i don’t get any at all
😎😎😎🏍️💥💥VROOM VROOM VROOM
The punchline is pegging
Could just be jerking you off from behind
Without pegging? Just the jerking? Look if I’m gonna get a reacharound, something better be happening back there to justify a reacharound
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Rimmimg?
“I bet you’re the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.” - Gunnery Sergeant L. Hartman
I mean, if nothing else can be said about Hartman, he truly understood the meaning of common courtesy.
“If it wasn’t for dickheads like you, there wouldn’t be any thievery in this world.”
When her balls smack against yours 😍
I’ve seen your account enough to know that you’re 100% not kidding. But … wouldn’t that hurt?
It does not, generally. It’s actually so fucking hot it’s crazy when I can feel the top’s balls slap-slap-slapping against me. It doesn’t hurt any more than it does if you’re topping and your balls are slapping against the other person.
Thank you. I somehow understood the meme to mean her back sweat running down your back, but your comment made me realize it’s any sweat.
This realization is equally as inconsequential as my original understanding, but I appreciate learning when I’m completely wrong or misunderstanding something.
Smacking your chin, almost clapping to the rythm?
Fucking hot is what it is
