Ask me this a couple months ago and I’d have opted for freezing me, no question. But I lost my person, and I’ve realized it’s not that I was afraid to die or that I wanted life to go on forever. I wanted the life I had to go on forever. That’s gone now. I’ll opt for the end date on the tin.

Whenever I’m talking to someone in person or over voice chat/on the phone that I know has a strong opinion on the pronunciation of GNOME or GIF, I pronounce it with an initial glottal stop or a sort of “zh” sound (like Zsa Zsa Gabor’s name) and insist that’s how I always pronounce it and it’s the natural pronunciation of it.

Oh my God I completely forgot about those cam house videos I used to download from limewire

Iirc, they address both the knee thing and the clothes in the books. Skin tight clothing morphs with you, and I distinctly remember one conversation about the knees thing, but I couldn’t tell you which book it was (though, my buddy Goom probably can)

For about 10 years now my phone has been on do not disturb. Not just while I’m driving, but just always. The only exception to the DND is my mom, who until about a month ago when she passed, I was caregiving for, and genuinely needed to be able to get her calls regardless of what was going on. I don’t get notifications for anything, and I don’t see calls when they’re actually happening. Need me, send a text and I’ll see the little thing in the notification shade maybe. Lol.

Because I’m not caregiving for my mom anymore, I’m on the job hunt and have had to turn do not disturb off so if I get a call for an interview I can answer it. I hate it so much. Constant scam/spam calls, telemarketers, et cetera. It suuuucks. Obviously, it’s not the worst thing about all this, but it certainly doesn’t help matters

Like with most shows brought over from the UK, the us version lost a lot of it’s soul, but it builds it back up over the course of the first season. It can be a little silly sometimes, and it’s definitely it’s own little creature by now, but it’s actually pretty good. My mom loved it before she passed, and I quite like it.

You have no downvote on this comment (that I can see, anyway) and the urge to downvote it just for the hahas was quite strong. I won’t, because people apparently care about that stuff, but I just wanted to share that I used will power this night

If Mario ever drops into the public domain, you could make a fortune on this.

Write the movie now and wait. The day it hits public domain you’ll be ready.

“being aware of, and able to accurately diagnose the type of mental illness you’re dealing with is not the same thing as actually working to fix it”

And

“That’s bullshit. Honestly. That’s bullshit. Just because you can articulately attempt to justify it doesn’t mean it’s justified”

Also

“Sometimes things just suck and you have to deal with that for a long time”

Once told a boss “with all due respect, and I do mean all the respect you’re actually due in this moment, I won’t be doing that”

Most of the dudes I’ve let inside me have been clowns

This is the only correct form. Until this very moment I have almost always fallen on the descriptivist side of things, but this is now the prescriptivist hill I will die on.

I’m imagining it like some sort of vaudeville slapstick skit, wherein the doctor just keeps pulling things out, starting like dice and a neckerchief, and ending with an entire clown car full of clowns

My first instinct was to hate you for this.

Then I realized I could send it to so many people, and I became the monster I feared most.

I’m 34. I don’t think I need to schedule one yet, I’m not particularly high risk family history-wise. But I’m worried about scheduling it when the time comes.

That doctor gonna know I’m a bottom, and that’s gonna be embarrassing.

Had to Google that. In my day we would have called it the Masturbatorium

Neither a programmer nor from California. I’m a rare southern red

Write, travel

Do they deposit the cecal pellets in the litterboxes, or do they just do them any where they please and immediately munch on em?

One would assume by feel during excretion…