I’m bringing the lube and preparation H for the poor bunny laying the eggs.

Instead there will be a new category “AI” in all porn cites.

Because of Schindler’s list, Ann Frank’s diary and history classes, I totally understood why Vietnamese people here in the US wanted to change their name to a more American name. I found it funny at first when I met my first Viet person ever. But it was then pretty normal and I think the Chinese do it too. Now we are living the same pressures against other migrants. Will they go from Juanes to John’s? Will Maria become Jessica?

OMG! Even that is not possible due to the laws where one cannot change our name and also vote.

You and I can scream all we want. Screw us. But this guy, he’s special, if he says Trump is stupid then it must be true. Nah, I see how it is. Go ahead and listen to Mr know it all.

Forced legal indoctrination.

Wow! But don’t you all worry, as soon as one of us gets sick or dies, we’ll know who hot food poisoning. And we’ll continued eating it up. Did I miss anything? Like maybe reacting differently to such an event? Nah! That’s why chicken is so expensive! Its all the chlorine!

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How does Jesus help? I though he was on a forever vacation.

Has anyone seen the repeeler!!!?

C’mon! I saw it right here after the smoothie!

Where did you guys put! It!

The suit is not finished, but we’ll send the missing parts a few days later! Promise! Wink wink!

You Texans know Trump fucks adult porn stars naked? Sure there’s no penis but he tries.

I want to see proof that there’s no worm in his knuckle.

Very true.

I’m out of thoughts and prayers. How about some jokes or a riddle?.. George Carling was the greatest!

…oh OK, very nice Mr…what did you said your name was?

Oh, one last question before we give you a pilots license, have you or will you have in the future a husband or wife or close relatively living in captivity at the moment?

Is the captivity legal or illegal, please explain.

Have had to purchase a rope ladder or just copious amounts of rope from the home Depot recently?

And we let him. I propose a sea burial. But let him try to explain fir…nah get in the box!

I’m sure all the hardworking engineers, assemblers, office workers, sales people, materials, programmers, hardware, research people are super ecstatic about having their CEO turn their brand new product from an awesome big ass piece of shit electric washed environment destruction truck into a product nobody wants.

Like probably you’ll see one of my fellow citizens running around town with a bunch of lawn mowers and leaf blowers in one of these pretty soon. How much did you pay for that shit man? Oh I got it cheap on Craigslist for $3K!

Colbert didn’t even break a sweat.

AOC is #1

When the Japanese finally get their teeth generation DNA therapy going, everyone will be after these fish for starter scaffolds.