god I love flork

this just looks like a good back stretch in a hot sauna

“Slut” means “end” in a lot of nordic languages, so…

maybe idk I saw it on Batman

Fake: you can’t actually read in your dreams

Bless his coming and his going

“Jaymie tests if curses are real”

How’d you capture my mug?

Some people find those kind of noses to be disarmingly attractive.

not to brag but I wear this often

I that Dr Fatimah? I love her stuff

Ok but like what if they just relaxed and said it

I think I’m gonna do it

I, unironically, would like to try this

I love black licorisse. This is a tragedy

P. Sherman, 42 West Wallaby Way, Sydney Harbour, Australia

I’ve been singing this to the tune of Aqua’s Barbie Girl. Have I been singing it correctly?

What, you mean like a Roman’s POV?

then why baby not look at camera? is tiddies eye at bellybutton?

YOU FUCKED UP, CHIPPY

YOU DONE GOOFED