I highly recommend decorating bush braids with bows and not beads. The beads very easily get tangled with loose hairs. I know bows tend to come undone easily, but it isn’t worth the risk in my opinion.

Wifi router? You mean when my wife tells me which route to take? Perhaps this is what they mean by wifi (WIFE) sickness!

When you feel torn and rendered asunder

From that mean taco dream 5 day bender

Go and call on your mystery asshole mender

I like the frog because I identify with their ass

Or getting ready to use a jondom

More serious warning: furry

I love some geez whiz on my crackers

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https://youtu.be/-TdDYcrPtJs

Yup. When I was younger, it made me mad, I thought older people wrote me off as dumb. Now that I’m older, I understand it’s really just having different needs, goals, and experiences. You can be really smart and wise, have deep comprehension of things around you, but still be out of “sync” with people in different age brackets. It’s not just dating either - friendships, working relationships, time with family members, etc.

It’s not monolithic, just what I’ve noticed.

ah, how fickle the crowd. soapy memes bathe in upvotes, but scoff upon quadruple penetration. I resent the social contracts that binds me with them

I really like his vest

ouhhh this is a good one

SHINJI

NOOO

SHINJI

DONT DO IT

SHES GONNA FIND OUT LATER WHEN YOU TURN INTO GOO

DONT DO IT

SHINJIIIII

god I love flork

this just looks like a good back stretch in a hot sauna

“Slut” means “end” in a lot of nordic languages, so…

maybe idk I saw it on Batman

Fake: you can’t actually read in your dreams

Bless his coming and his going