Gift me 1 million dollars

He died for our CinemaSins

(ding)

Ah, the sound of trapped gases escaping the body

I found this link if it helps, but can make for no guarantee of its veracity, or otherwise true true making of word writer

Ceremorphosis, eh?

Don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax unzips “sir please leave”

ಠ_ಠ

my face when

Good god man think of the fruitarians

You know you made it big when you get fanart

bloody good painting, govna

Quench thyself with water, for thine lips are cracked and parched. Do not lick thine lips, ye ass who possesseth dry and cracked lips, with thine tongue belonging to such a dry and cracked lip-having egg!

That hook has the strength of twenty smaller hooks of 1/20th strength

Is that pig down with cannibalism?

Maybe I’m just ignorant, but this title feels like someone said “EA are making a chess-style Basketball game inspired by Football”

Ah shit I fumbled the quote

Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?

I’m definitely gonna try the iOS app out, I hope you find the droids you’re looking for

My child

but like what if we really hated other people based on superficial traits and stuff? That could be kinda cool

Fun fact, when bugs do this, it’s called conglobating

you drive a hard bargain