damn asexist, get your satinist beliefs out of here

You want me to get you a toe? I can get you a fuckin’ toe (for market value)

All of the dumb with none of the charm

woah, easy on the math there, buddy. I’ve only got one brain cell that’s ping-ponging between my hemispheres

Fun fact, listening to wu tang now is like being in the 90’s and listening to songs from the 50’s

Close! It’s German. Bain means Bane, Savon means upon, and Douche means Dirt, so basically it means “bane upon (your) dirt”

(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ shorts guy!

DOOM soundtrack

do you seriously think that gender norm restrictions can retain something as powerful as your piss

unzip. unclasp. pull down. release

the urine must flow

They fear the floss thong

Did the mammals get their hands on the white materia then?

i like ‘em short of breath CUZ THEY GOT THAT ASS MA

yes

Be the change you want to see in this world

To be the equivalent of someone making $10k giving $100 to charity, a millionaire would have to give $10k.

A billionaire would have to give 10 million dollars.

Extremely submissive comment for someone in such breedable distance

ok people need to be realistic. You will never get that delicious toxic Asuka-Shinji relationship. I have been a trans-inclusive misogynistic for YEARS and all I have is the hospital room scene but without Asuka

I often panic next to trans people (because why are they all so cute? flustering noises )

You mean jissing