🎵 Let’s get down to business
To defeat the buns 🍔 🎵
🎵 You’re unsuited for
The taste of war 🎵
So give up, go home, make stew.
🎵 How could I teach you to
Bar-be-cuuuuuuuuuue? 🎵
Gonna call fake on this one
We hear about men in women’s sports, what about women in men’s sports??
Yes, I know it’s fake…
The sport of BBQ. One of the oldest sports known to man.
It’s a very difficult sport to master. If the fire isn’t constantly messed about with it won’t cook right. Obviously the fire in the oven is domesticated and can be left unhassled for the duration.
Known to woman, you mean.
I am more concerned as to why a woman has to pretend to be a man to cook bbq… what is wrong with this backwards place across the pond?
Well fortunately it didn’t happen so we’re ok. It’s a fairly unbelievable story even by Texas standards.
How did they catch her with this immaculate disguise?
What’s the charge? Cooking a meal? A succulent BBQ meal?
Second time I’ve seen this referenced on lemmy recently and I’m not upset
Man she has been busy…

Also queen behaviour
Also fake
Isn’t this Lemon Lady?
The lemon stealing whore?
No no. Leave your mother out of this.
I’m surprised she isn’t laughing about it lol
free her
What were the charges? Being a fucking legend?
Unfortunately the charges were being AI slop
Sigh… :/
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I mean it’s obviously fake but that fact it’s slopped up makes it like double fake.
How incredibly dull
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No it’s everyone’s problem!
Why, what you been doing with your pickle?
Been brining
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Obviously a dilly
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Eating a meal? A succulent Bar-B-Que meal?
Who tf ratted on Chuck?
I’m from San Antonio and didn’t even consider that this story could be fake. It certainly sounds like us.
Do American police really arrest people for civil matters? I might be wrong now but if you called the UK police they would not turn up unless there was an actual disruption or violence, and would just say it’s a civil matter to sort between yourselves or go through courts if you really need to. They’d also be struggling to hide their laughter at this!
This is fraud if there was a prize for winning. Then again, this might just be fake as fuck…
Edit: Yeah, it’s bullshit.
It’s an AI generated picture and story, sadly. I badly wanted this to be true.
Man its scary how real AI images look nowadays. Like if I didn’t already know this was AI, I’d be fooled
It’s also how ridiculous life has become. That image is great for an obviously fake article, but it may as well be true.
It a picture of a lady with a fake moustache. I could make this in MS Paint in minutes.
Please provide proof, I’d love to see your paint skills :)











