Oh what a terrible punishment for raping children.

I’m universe, that would be Ricardio’s voice

And a beautiful new coat of Scheele’s Green I hope

This reads like they are just playing GTA IRL

All they know is to find out why it is what at, eat hot chip and find solutions.

Now that’s a hot take!

The US government struck some Colombian boats, maybe Colombia should bulldoze the home of every US citizen in response?

Actually their first home was destroyed in 2000, maybe a better analogy would be that after 9/11, the US would have been justified in bulldozing every civilian home in Saudi Arabia Afghanistan?

But not necessarily at exact 12 hour intervals as you’d expect.

If you only get one, I can’t think of any reason to not scarf it down immediately.

By definition, I would have to say yes.

Rotate it 90 degrees and it looks like the baby from Dinosaurs licking a red ball.

It’s Harvard Business School. I can’t imagine that being much of anything.

Seems like a weird thing for an Attorney General to say.

Imagine how good the world could be if billionaires invested their money into something positive, or paid their fucking taxes, instead of circle jerking it around onto each others crusty old man tits.

Sounds like you have a future as a CEO!

Playing national anthems at a national team game? Shocking!

Show me evidence it happens every week at every stadium in Aussie Rules games and then it’ll be a gotcha.

That’s it decided then! RTO for all beggars.

Stunt jump completed

‘Nature’s Labubu’

I think they are confusing the newfangled slangs here. Clearly, as shown in the thumbnail, it is “Nature’s Bussy”.

They ‘disappeared’ my hair,

No, I can definitely see that one wispy hair in the picture.

Come on, that’s a Full English Breakfast, not a Roast.