Finally. Parking in midtown.
Neat, but this is off scale by a factor of about two thirds. Central Park is roughly half a mile wide which means at typical spacing you should be able to fit 330 parking spaces per row. Let’s call it an even 300 to be extremely charitable with the aisle down the middle and access ways down both sides. I counted 93 or so (it’s a bit muddy) spaces in the closest row that’s not clipped by the edges of the frame.
So not only did some asshole pave over Central Park, but apparently it’s being exclusively used for monster truck parking.
Real Cars for real Red Blooded Americans!
Monster trucks? …The white house wouldn’t have it any other way
Don’t forget your landscape buffers every so many spaces, to account for all the impermeable surface. I don’t know the requirements for New York, but on average it’s every 10-15 spaces. Granted, they can always file for an exemption, like Wal Mart.
Is this requirement mainly due to drainage or something else? (I’m guessing “just to make things look nicer” isn’t why?)
It’s a combination of drainage and allowing some rainwater to flow into the water table. If I recall correctly, areas with limestone aquifers are going to require more permeable space.
It’s not off scale, it’s just ahead of its time.
That actually sounds like exactly what would happen if the confederacy gains control of New York
Thanks for confirming my initial thought. I had figured central park was much wider than what my brain was telling me from the picture and the car/building contrast.
Fill that pond in, that’s 50,000 more dollars of wasted space!
Nah, that’s now a cooling pond for a data center.
- Build giant parking lot with AI powered variable metered pricing.
- Offer rent pricing for people who live in their cars, so they can finally have a piece of New York too.
- Build giant data center underground with pond cooling, Charge people to swim in the now heated pond as a premium feature.
- Heat from data center melts snow, so the parking spaces are always clear in the winter. Get massive tax rebate for this service.
Seriously: send it all straight into the Hudson River. Who needs “detention ponds” to “offset flood risk”?
(Also, I know this is AI slop, but what’s up with those downright columnar towers in the background? 😭)
They’re real
Oh, wow. That’s, you know,
gaudy. Thank you for the source. (Edit: Apparently “pencil tower” is the common term. Neat.)
Also, ewww! Exposed water is where mosquitoes brew!
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A CostCo that has converted exclusively to self-checkout machines.
And the guy at the door doesn’t even say “I love you”.
No, he does, he’s just not employed by the store. It’s Central Park, remember?
Then he shows you how much he loves you.
There’s a vein popping in my neck right now.
Welcome to Costco. I love you.
DON’T GIVE THE AMERICAN IDEAS, THOSE FUCKERS WOULD DO THIS TO THEIR OWN CITY IF GIVEN HALF THE CHANCE.
Probably put a data center in it.
AAAAAAHHHHHHH
Central Parking.
Whoever thought of this can be the city planner for hell.
Boston accent: “Pahk-ya-cah-at-centrah-pahk”
“That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains that they paved paradise to put up a parking lot, a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn’t quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song.”
Thanks, this makes me want to pogo with a shotgun up my ass and my tootsies on the trigger
