It’s all based off British Common Law, which is vibe based. So reasonable mistake.

I’m gonna be real I don’t pay much attention to what MTG does except my brain distilling everything into “the loud annoying trumpette said something stupid/bad again”.

No the h*ck it isn’t things are getting worse by the minute.

I mean yeah. Orphanages aren’t daycare. They’re the place you put your kids you don’t want or can’t take care of anymore. Do orphanages just work differently in eurasia?

Then maybe he shouldn’t be registered with a party that’s against all his values.

Describe them to us

GO AS FAST AS POSSIBLE DON’T STOP DON’T YIELD ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE

Mel Brookes probably loved seeing this.

The truth is sometimes men are just too horny to care about whose hole or tongue it is.

I had a date with a girl but I think her boobs were ai

Dun wanna.

He/Him is a pronoun. Dude isn’t.

You ever hear about nuance and context?

AI SAID FUCK THE POLICE

You really didn’t need to blur the actual gas prices in the picture.

Conservatives were doing that long before Trump came along. People literally voted for Bush just because they could imagine themselves having a beer with the guy.

You’re welcome!

Definitely 6. Or 8.

Their nipples?

do you think after some bad days at the galactic fascism factory vader ever just sat down and though to himself “I should’ve stuck to pod racing”?