Spiders would be great at that. They work super hard!
I’m a pseudo communist, which you can get at the pharmacy, but you need a driver’s licence and a good story.
I’m a Barxist-Kennelist. Eliminating the kulaks for the glory of dog
I’m a Parksist-Brennanist. I just like going to parks with my bud Brennan.
Fucking leftists, always infighting…
Lmao!
I just read Children of Time, so this got me by the bubu!
You missed the la
Corporate goonbrain mentioned products without being asked
Angry liberal cuck can’t take a joke
Do feline-communists exist?
Lol. No. Cats want to be emperor and kings, they don’t give a shit about anyone else.
No. They do not.
They are all really into stirner, though.
Stirner is a memetic hazard but not in a cool SCP sorta way but in a “thank fuck Marx got big” sorta way. Imagine how annoying a Stirner version of a tankie would be.
Dont have to, had cats.
I dont have any evidence, but I 100% believe Engels invented Stirner for Marx to get mad about. Everything we know about the guy reads like 1800s satire, and it reads like Engels sense of humor.
Head canon (of actual history) accepted
So the same as a regular human communist leadership.
Since cats are autistic, the closest you can get is anarcho-autism.
This does explain why my cat has difficulty following metaphors
especially the tricky metaphors like “dude you have food in the bowl, what the fuck do you want me to do?”
“How old are you?”
Well yeah, if you don’t want a boot in your neck, or to be the supreme leader ahose boot is on every neck, you must be a child.
And if you think labor shouldn’t be exploited, you can’t be over 30.
That’s how I stay young. I’ve been 29 for years.
Boot licker.
Edit: or tyrannical reactionary betrayer of the revolution. How else would you be above the age of twelve?
“If you are not a liberal when you are young, you have no heart. Yep it was my huge heart and brain all along, I’ve always been honest about my beliefs.”
— also not Winston Churchill
“How old are the theorists you’re reading? Do you read Kropotkin or Graeber or something in between?”
yep, i hate this comic…
decent pun, but they bake the assumption that anarchy-communists are all childish….
it’s meme propagandaI
imagine being so dense that you miss other people getting jokes and then have a false sense of superiority over it….
what a sad worldWelcome to the internet
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We’ve got mountains of content
Be thankful they chose Aranae instead of other arachnid orders.
don't open; whip-spider inside
The whip spider looks like it’s saying “oh my gosh! For me?!”
😳 🙈
That’s enough internet for life
How about pseudoscorpions? One landed on my arm a few weeks ago (probably fell out of the AC ducts) and it was charmingly silly proportioned for a tiny little thing waving pincers.
Pseudoscorpions are absolute little goofs, I agree. I’m not sure if that offsets how weird and creepy they are. It’s like I’m giggling and profoundly worried I’m seeing an alien at the same time.
And this is how today i learned that horses are phoretic hosts for humans.
Adorable! Whos a pretyy baby? You’re a pretty baby!
Lil Velcro arms lol dude looks like a cartoon villain
WHY DID I ZOOM IN, WHY IS IT THAT HIGH RES
So you see the little copilot in the middle of his face.
WHY IS IT UNDER YOUR BLANKETS!?
the spoiler didn’t work (at least not under photon)
Gah damn it.
Whip spiders are cute
I just wanted to say thank you for the spoiler. I have arachnophobia though regular spiders only kind of weird me out unless they are like coming at me. But anything even remotely more than that and I wouldn’t be able to handle it. I choose to live my life believing scorpions are fake for example. Anyways, thanks for hiding the scary picture on the internet when you didn’t have to.
I do have to. Doing otherwise robs you of a chance to someday gradually expose yourself to and appreciate these creatures. Or it at least needlessly ruins someone’s mood.
omg skitter!!!
Morgora, wife of the Magi of High House Shadow, and High Priestess of Shadow, has entered the chat
That’s why you always listen.
This shit is fucking funny
I told you, we’re an arachno-cyndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive spider for the week.
Who ordered you to use that flamethrower, boot?
You don’t vote for spiders!
arachno-spindicalist web
“Think of it less like a hierarchy and more like a web.”
Just remember simple doesn’t mean easy