i’m sure there’s at least one ant-mimicking spider that has turned their front legs into extra quasi-pedipalps to blend in better, getting rid of limbs is super easy in evolution (that’s where antennae and the existing pedipalps come from, and spinnerets too i presume)

so wait are we just walking terrestrial lobsters? and… gorillas are primate crabs maybe?

fun fact: aphids are born pregnant (or at least they can be)

squeezes your buttcheek yeah they’re human, carry on

imagine if a species of lemur evolved to broadly look like us, but still with lemur faces and stuff

that’s basically what’s happening for ants, terrifying

i think it’s instinctive to go “OH FUCK” when something of sufficient size skitters about, but not instinctive to specifically hate spiders

and it doesn’t matter what the skittery thing is, if a mouse scurries across my floor i’m gonna get spooked too, and i think mice are cute!

“ohoho no! these aren’t legs, they’re pedipalps! mmm, pedipalps to help me eat!”

i mean if you try to inhale and drink at the same time i think cancer is a distant worry

fear the woe-man

all car bans should come with free bikes and public transport

i have never seen anyone use screens in sweden, it’s like how AC is kind of a luxury thing in northern europe, we just sit around all summer whinging about the heat

i’m going to dip my balls in liquid morkite

i believe that’s called alcoholism

the railway in dolly parton’s theme park has a higher ridership than the entire rail network in the state it’s located in, iirc

runes are just crows walking in snow

“yeah duhh, this is medieval fantasy, all guys wear dresses”

i’m going to imagine him staring the BBC producer(s) dead in the eye as he sings it

mario kart is a good reason to buy a fuckin used Wii

they squeeze out spent AA batteries

except then i feel like i’m not knitting fast enough, and i stress out over making something useful