I prefer traditional genital inspection
Agreed. Why can’t we have attendants at the door. They just reach down the front of your pants. It’s simple and helps the economy adding jobs. And I’ll bet they would be overwhelmed with applications. Many of the attendants would say, “Sorry we ran out of vinyl gloves so I need to shove my bare hand down your pants”
I’m going to have to numb you.
Num num num num num num.
I’ll stop by later then.
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Don’t mind me
People who realized that we use to live in a society that thrived on manual labor. Truly, we live amongst legends now.
Opt in. Use random bathroom. Ruin the dataset.
It isn’t real. The number listed is for the office of Dan Patrick, Lieutenant Governor of Texas.
The text explicitly says the program is for the lieutenant governor’s office.
The question is, would the lieutenant governor of Texas’ office be involved in something like this? I’m certain they want to, but would they have the authority? It’s my understanding that international airports are exclusively under federal control, not state.
It is meant as rage bait to get gullible people to flood Dan Patrick’s office with calls. I respect the idea, but it is still very much fake.
For now. It’s easily doable with the TSA scanners. In fact, the scanners DID do this, before everyone complained and they were censored.
Shall we wait until it’s implemented to complain? I don’t remember the right order of operations.
Seems like it is a protest against the dumb-ass anti-trans shit the people in power in this state are pulling.
Thats fucking Funny. i would prefer this as online ID, instead of scan your Face, please Scan your …
I trained my phone’s face ID on my junk. It’s a bit awkward during business meetings, though.
I could share a dick pic or two if needed to get through TSA quicker. Softies, hardies, pre/post horizontal lambada.
Oh damn, this should be a template for every red state.
I mean. The phone number is from here https://www.ltgov.texas.gov/contact/
My gut instinct is that this sign is fake with the end goal of driving outraged calls to the real Lt gov., but who can even tell anymore?
Hello. My name is John Doe and would like to ask you to remove my penis from your database… What do you mean “what does it look like”?!
“$10 to see it, $20 to touch. Oh wait, you thought those were ding dong prices?”
Even better the picture is of the automatic flushing part of the toilet and most likely this was placed in the restroom based on the silver background. So now people will think it has a camera rather than just a distance sensor.
Some of them even have a red light that comes on to indicate proximity… This is diabolically genius level trolling!
“Traditional genital inspections”
HA!
This has to be a joke
didn’t ever think I would get so much use out of this when I made it six months ago.
In this case, PC stands for Penis/Cooter.
Shaving my face to look respectable is enough of a pan in the ass. I refuse to spend more time prettying up my cock for a picture
Wait… dickS?
Remember double dick guy from Reddit? (Guy legit has two penises)
Ah, I do recall that tale from my old life in that place. The beforetimes.
Do you wish to see them, PetaQ?!
Dallas?
Might be legit.
Electronic Genital Verification may tickle a bit, this is normal and not a cause for alarm.
It’s just minor radiation exposure. Only 3 mSv. That’s barely 30 chest X-rays, or 150 seven hour flights!
My father was a penis inspector, like his father before him. He had to work for years at a penis factory to get by, working long, hard hours. All while taking penis inspection classes at night. When he finally graduated, he said it was so satisfying to tell his boss he was quitting, and that from now on he would be inspecting his work. He went on to be the best penis inspector in our county, and oversaw Penis Inspection Day at 4 public schools and 7 private for over three decades.
The fact that they think they can automate this entire proud profession with one scanner in a public bathroom is an insulting joke. It’s a single camera! How will it check the underside of the shaft for melanoma? Can it check the foreskin for proper length and cleanliness?? How does it check erection durometer? Not to mention urethral diameter. For fuck’s sake.
durometer
TIL
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I had a friend that took a college course in Penis Inspection. Any freshman could take that course. But you had to be a Senior for the more challenging course “The Penis and the amazing differences between the cut and uncut”
A lot of people can get a good handle on the cut segment of the course, but when it comes to the uncut they seem to slip right through the cracks.
