Shhhhhhhhhhh! He’s a sleeper agent…Turns on the rest of the party at the end!

The various boot discs I had to get a Dreamcast to run foreign, pirated games.

Also got a NES emulator running on it, I have a disc somewhere with the full NES library that runs on Dreamcast. Made a few bucks selling those at school.

Honeydew & Beaker run the apothecary shop

Government officials conducting official business via Twitter makes their intentions sus, IMO.

Agreed. Rolf can be a Druid.

Gonzo is DM.

Fozzie = wise cracking Bard

Miss Piggy = Half-Oink Barbarian

Kermit = Elven Ranger

Animal = Wild magic Sorcerer

Rolf = paladin

That seems like a steal for just the acreage, the house is a bonus!

I’m not a doomsday prepper, but stuff like this makes me want to sequester some gear…

A regular McDonald’s hamburger is 1/10, I think people would have figured it out at that point.

Gen X is left out of the conversation, and doesn’t care.

“Have you tried [holistic bullshit]? It worked great for my [barely an acquaintance] who had [unrelated issues]!”

That’s because you were supposed to rhombusulate, not triangulate.

Happy Tree Friends

Even the word roundabout is too complicated… My GPS refers to them as “traffic circles”.

Nah, pull it backwards so he can suffer through a couple loops before the plane breaks up from stress.

Thank you! You know what you need to do to make things work, and you’re not one of the people who think “North” = “The direction I’m facing”

Oh no… I wasn’t “watching porn” I was researching content to make sure the law is properly applied!

Reading a map.

GPS is great & all, but I know people that if you put a paper map in front of them they’re still lost because they can’t correlate the map with reality.