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Is this still available?
I eat enough beans that my body qualifies
Hereby I name you “The Vessel”
Oh my
Lemmy admin energy
What if the front falls off?
We’ll just tow it outside of the environment
Better hope you have good insurance, otherwise you’re gonna have to pay for it being towed outside of the environment yourself.
This may be be best bit of all time. I think about it far too frequently.
well this kind is not meant to do that
Not unless a wave hits it
but surely they test it for that?
A wave? At sea? Chance in a million.
Dump terrifying greenhouse gas methane into the atmosphere at industrial levels, go into debt if you have to.
I’m contributing valiantly to this cause with my farts
You basically just described the energy/economic strategy of most of the world’s countries…
Hang on, I’ll ask my bank to give me a small loan of $20 million. I’m sure they will not laugh in my face and tell me to go fuck myself.
The guy I had told me to pull myself up by the bootstraps and I ended up finding $20 mil in my sock
Power of hard work and sacrifice right there, a true testament to the spirit of capitalism. If you can, all can.
Thank you mister president. I really want to thank you for what you’ve done for social media, politics, reality tv, MaCaulay Culkin, Chik-Fil-A, McDonald’s, diapers, Elongated Muskrats, (REDACTED), (REDACTED), (REDACTED), and the rest of you know whats up (REDACTED)
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Maybe If you cut back on morning coffee and avocado toasts, you wouldn’t need a $20 million loan.
Nah, they’ll laugh at first, but then you’ll get taken upstairs and Jamie will open a bottle of your favorite Tequila, telling you that he thinks you need an even bigger credit line than you applied for.
Wait, you don’t run a wildly unprofitable company “worth” several billion dollars where you can use your equity as collateral for the credit line? Welp, sounds like a you problem.
Not a me problem. I blame my parents for trying to be good humans and teaching values instead of just enslaving people in apartheid-ridden emerald mines.
Tbh this particular joke was a reference to the WeWork fiasco and specifically the show WeCrashed, where the founder goes into JPMorgan Chase and asks for a 50 million line of credit after being pre-approved for 20k, then asks the clerk to google him and then gets brought to the bank’s CEO instead.
Of course, Adam Neumann was also a huge fraud, comparable to Musk in that both have been known to promise the world and deliver shit.
Have you tried asking mom and dad?
You can’t argue with that price. A new one will set you back 80-250 mil. Crazy that people are sleeping on opportunities like this
I have like 3K, if you come up with the other 19997000 we’re golden.
I’m $100k in the hole due to boomer parents telling me to get student loans for college since they blew all their money on stupid investment schemes, so can I give you an IOU or maybe like a hug or a handshake or something?
boomer parents … blew all their money on stupid investment schemes
Can I talk to your parents? I got a sure thing here.
How about we just do the hug thing and forget about the boat?
Sounds like a solid plan. Just send your 3k over and I’ll let you know they deliver our boat.
Hi, is this product still available?
I have 20 cents for a down payment.
Buying a boat is a famously good investment
It’s such a good investment that it’s why insurance was invented.
Break Out Another Thousand
Thanks for the advice!
big if true
I’ve definitely had natural gas that turned out to be liquefied. Luckily, I was on the toilet already.
I’ll take one, when it gets cheaper than a house.
The thumbnail image looked like four eggs, and the title still made sense.
For some reason the bank won’t let me take out an 8 figure loan to start my international piracy business. I’ll be starting up a gofundme.
All you need to do is find a stretchy guy made of rubber
You’ve got to stare hard at the bank manager and say, “look at me. I’m the borrower now.”
“I bought cardboard when it was 14 cents a ton.”
(ha - getaway car)
Am about $140k in debt right now. Housing ain’t cheap
