…fourties are when the little injuries start; nothing debilitating, just minor tweaks from time to time which surprise that your resilience isn’t quite what it was twenty years ago…

…fifties are when they sneak up to get their revenge…

…music teaches you to be a good person; financial literacy teaches you to be a tool…

…israel’s long-term strategic campaign of zionist lobbying and mossad kompromat are why USA political support remains unwavering…if the epstein records are ever fully released, israel stands to lose mighty leverage across the political spectrum in so many governments…

…sounds like he’s campaigning for even more folks to vote for mamdani…

…it’s a bit more than just that: it included the performative ambience of an assembled orchestra - conductor and musicians - managing their bodies, instruments, and staging equipment as they turn through sheet music of their respective parts, as well as that of the venue and audience…

…there’s quite a bit going on in a proper performance which we’ve been trained to otherwise ignore…

…christians are so overwhelmingly evil that i constantly have to stop and remind myself that some tiny minority of all the crosses and flags i see brandished about may actually be fostered in good faith, lest i judge too soon…

…well ted’s one of their own: a regressive immigrant from out-of-state…

…i’m old enough to remember when texas fostered legitimate progressive momentum and i blame your coworker’s demographic for moving here and smothering that momentum in the decades since…

…wait, hang on, so we’ve got the phantom menace, andor, rogue one, star wars, the holiday special, the empire strikes back, return of the jedi, the ewok adventure, and that other one: i count sixteen hours of movies plus twenty-four hours of series, that’s like totally doable in two-and-half days, or a full work week if you’re feeling lazy…

“Wait a minute, Doc: are you telling me you built a time machine - out of a Cybertruck?!”

…i shopped a saab 9000 back in '99: ventilated seats, man, pure luxury…

…could it be because they’re only affordable to first-time US homebuyers with generational wealth?..

…that’s how we brushed with baking soda when i grew up: pour a little pile into your off hand, wet your brush, dip, scrub, repeat…

…speaking for most of us, just the one…

…either united 93 was shot down or the USAF was incompetent; i put odds on competence…

can != will

…the current regime will continue doing whatever the f*ck they want as long as nobody stops them…

https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/04/23/le-twittre

…i prefer wall-eyed stereograms because cross-eyed orientation makes the picture look tiny…

…i wish you’d take them back: they’ve really dragged down this place over the past three decades…