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2 hours agoDo I get coke too?
I am not a robot. I promise.
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Umm, I’ve never jerked off a woman, but okay…
51·3 hours agoThis is why the Egyptians had stone walls and ceilings, and ran the water pipes far away… 🤷
Analog television. Sure it may have been a bit grainy and staticy when the signal was weak, but the video wouldn’t get all blocky and outright freeze up, you could keep watching your show and not miss anything.
I dunno, just whichever aisle the sluts are on.
/s, maybe…
Good thing for sure!
If it were me and the lady behind me turned it down like that, I’d probably just say something like…
“Well I was blessed today, so I figured I’d pass a bit along. If you’re sure you don’t need it yourself, then perhaps go buy a meal for a homeless person or buy a kid a toy for Christmas. Pass it forward.”
No evil here, you did a good thing 👍
I dunno, exploding golf ball maybe?
Disclaimer: Nope, I’m not gonna do that, nor am I making any serious suggestions.
Make it a one way trip for him please…
Also, he’s not allowed to take his money and assets with him, leave and disperse those assets for the rest of the people here.
He can go dig for his own gold and shit and establish his own worthless economy on his dead rock if he wants, assuming he would even survive…
1·1 day agoBut is that Wast or Eest of the Missipissi River?
Fine choice my friend, I’d leave it too haha! 😂
Ah yes, our great 51st state, Folorado!
0·1 day agoThat should fix that pesky global warming problem…
/s
No, no we haven’t thought that through a bit. We already started sending our trash there first…
0·3 days agoIf the compressed files are of the same/similar format, more compression is possible as the algorithm can detect more related patterns to compress.
But if you toss in a variety of file formats, compression will tend to suffer more.
Sometimes, the easiest way is just to try and see, different formats lend themselves to better or worse compression.
The files that tend to be worst at compression are the ones that are already compressed themselves.
SHOOT DADA FRICK MOMA…
I’m never gonna sort this game out, please don’t tell my mom…
I wanna bring Sandy an apple someday.
11·7 days agoNO HABLA JIBBERISH!
Haha, have a good day mah dude 👍
I don’t know any other way to say that, perhaps read over my quote a few times and think about it a bit… 🤷
💩🍍
I almost skipped past this post, but something cheap I carry in my wallet every day is a credit card sized Fresnel magnifying lens, same size and thickness of a credit card. Suprisingly durable, and can even start fires in good sunlight.