What kind of absurd image do the cops think they’re projecting here? "Look. We’re the badasses who hunted down the nation’s #1 fugitive "
Uhh, no. You had no idea where Luigi was and it took a freaking McDonald’s employee to tell you that he wasn’t even in the state, anymore.
That’s the funniest part. They think they look cool.
That’s the terrible secret. It’s not that the big guy doesn’t care about the little guy. It’s that they have their own agenda and our only purpose is to be sacrificed to that agenda.
Roof was rewarded because he did what the state wanted, if they could have gotten away with it they’d let him off like they did Zimmerman and Rittenhouse.
You guys think there’s an element of everyone wanting to be in the picture? As in it only takes one cop to walk him from A to B, but he’s famous and this is a huge important case so they all come with just because you want to be close to important things
“I want tell you about the town of Stockbridge, Massachusets, where this happened here, they got three stop signs, two police officers, and one police car, but when we got to the Scene of the Crime there was five police officers and three police cars, being the biggest crime of the last fifty years, and everybody wanted to get in the newspaper story about it.” - Arlo Guthrie, Alice’s Restaurant Massacree
For sure. Look at the guy behind him with full tactical gear, sunglasses and headset.
It’s a fucking costume party.
Maybe the theme was “Tactical” in Roblox Dress to Impress. Got the poses right and everything. He ate. So slay.
Pigs will get six hours of overtime pay for this ten minute perp walk. Anyone depraved enough to be a cop would jump at the chance to steal more money from the citizens.
Fun fact: dude to the left of Luigi walking behind him is NYC mayor Adams. His positioning is definitely intentional to be in the shot.
Vultures, someone (parasite or not) died in the street and their concern isn’t a lost life or even the motivations of the alleged killer but how can they get their photo op.
Yeah why haven’t school shooters gotten this kind of treatment? Whole lot of spectacle for one death.
Probably so.
I still can’t get over the fact the dude’s name is “Luigi Mansion.”
Die I miss something? That guy is called Mangione, which is: “Gluttony”
But… if translated into German and then to English it’s “Wolverine”
I think the joke is on the pronunciation.
The G is followed by an I, making it “soft” in Italian, so Mangione could sound sort of like mansion-eh.
Not really, but close enough.
Don’t even think about rescuing your hero that we’re parading out here. Because we have like, 10 armed police and that means we’re able to take on at least um, hold on, let me count…
Three rescuers. Ten armed police are enough for 3 attackers, if we’re in flack jackets.
Actually, make that two attackers…and they can only have knives and rocks.
Or one uvalde school shooter.
Bullies are cowards.
Not a meme.
Still banging that drum I see. Don’t you have some boots to lick somewhere else?
It’s ok. They think they’re intelligent, but also think that machibe learning models can’t be biased. They have no self-awareness, and are incapable of understanding that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
The whole thing of “they took him for Burger King” is a red herring. Cops are required to feed you. Some departments have policies about always checking if a new arrestee is hungry, and getting them some fast food if they say yes, so their attorney can’t say later that they were coerced during questioning because they had been denied food for whatever amount of time.
In another thread someone said the fbi could seize their hardware as part of an investigation as it would contain evidence. Here’s what I’m wondering though, why wouldn’t the fbi just set up their own Lemmy instance. They’ll have access to all the same info. Except for PMs I suppose.
Maybe they already have
They like to focus effort and money on anything but the real people causing harm. School shootings are a near daily occurrence in the US…
Trumps still isn’t in prison and his degenerate crew already devlared themselves domestic terrorists, as their banner stated, and he’s now going to be president….
What makes you think they haven’t?
That’s what Lemmy.ml is
It doesn’t need to be a big instance. It just needs to link with them. In fact it’s better if it never shows up in posts or comments at all. Just send those tendrils out to every instance they know of and let their data tools filter through it all.
Now im wondering which is more likely a honey pot, ml or hexbear?
Considering .ml was the first Lemmy instance, for it to be a honeypot the entire Lemmy network would have to be, it’s just a bunch of tankies
I’m thinking it’s .world, which is why it’s my main instance. Now .world has all of my info, I can rat out the rest of you scoundrels and neerdowells while maintaining plausible deniability.
Crosspost and federate, they cant censor us across the Fediverse.
The F in Fediverse stands for #Freedom!
What about ediverse?
Edi stands for Edison and verse stand for Universe
A Universe of Lightbulbs 💡🌌
🙃
Well so far I’ve gotten none removed, but someone did threaten me privately that they notified the FBI about a post, I have no idea what. Cool.
I’m sure the FBI really appreciated that hot tip.
I am a super big threat to the security of CEOs.
Hey .world mod that reports this shit to the FBI. Go ahead and pound sand. Report me for this comment, i need more friends.
That just means your cool
I already talk to the FBI and give them inside information about Nazis.
Do tell
I have a fake white supremacist Facebook alt and i have befriended thousands of white supremacists, and I send the FBI all the information about what they do that I see.
I have to ask, how hard is it to be in that world? I’d have a hard time staying positive seeing the absolute gutter trash of humanity like that.
I think part of me is a bit pleased with myself that I’ve managed to fool them so thoroughly that it seems sort of funny as well while I do it, but it is also hard. They’re all very insecure, they have zero hobbies or interests, like not even sports or TV, and they all just seem to have no emotional connection to anyone really. For some reason their pets are ALWAYS dying, like at least once or twice a week one of their pets die, and it’s because they don’t take care of them. They mostly all have shitty jobs, although one is a physician assistant and one is an editor at Pluto TV, but the rest are pretty marginal. That makes them wildly pathetic in my eyes, and that overshadows their hate. I think of them as lead babies, they’re just so emotionally blunted.
Keep up the good work! o7
Damn, you got (fbi) followers now? I’m jealous
well it IS called the fediverse
I already have a relationship with the FBI because I give them information on Nazis. We get along well. They won’t care.
When you say Nazis, you mean actual nazi nazi, or anyone who doesn’t politically agree with Lemmy.worlds world view? Genuine question, like for Palestine for example Edit: nvm you answered it later
When you say “When you say Nazis, you mean actual nazi nazi, or anyone who doesn’t politically agree with Lemmy.worlds world view? Genuine question, like for Palestine for example” do you mean to imply you care about the meaning of words or are you perhaps a little too sympathetic with Nazis?
Just kidding.
Actually actual Nazis.
Dat fuckin title lmao
Hello my name is Grand emperor centaur of Idaho for the dickless ku klux klan
Their titles are SO so hilarious. My favourite is Exalted Cyclops.
Holy shit dude, you’re doing god’s work. If you don’t mind me asking, what got you into/how did you start doing it? And do the FBI only care if there in these groups or are they also interested in people saying awful things online. Keep up the great work
Here’s one who we wrecked.
When the Charlottesville Unite the Right riots happened, I just began to wonder if I could find the average Nazi on Facebook. Like not Bitchard Spencer or any of the prominent figures, but just average Joe Blow imperial Wizard types. I just began searching for more minor figures, and began linking them all together one by one, and began reporting all their Nazi posts to Facebook and getting their accounts nuked. I was SO good at it and they began to get really paranoid. One night on Ambien I decided to make an account and begin friending them, and little by little it took off. I’ve never had to participate in any Nazi shit, I just allude to “our beliefs” once in a while. Then I began collecting all their photos and putting them on r/beholdthemasterrace so they could be endlessly mocked. Even though they are VERY not social media literate and Facebook is about the maximum they can do (some of them did make it to VK because it’s much less censored but that’s it), one of them did find his picture on there and complained to the Reddit admins who banned me (lest you think Reddit doesn’t support Nazis, they sure do).
Anyway I have a few journalism friends who do work in right wing extremism and I began just to give them information, and met more and more and began helping them with it. I got involved with antifa and we do this in a much more organized way now. We have outed a lot of them to their jobs. We got a Nazi dishonorably discharged from the military, and we catfished Enrique Tarrio into sending us a dick pic.
Re the FBI: three of the White Lives Matter dingdongs were driving to random college campuses in their state and dropping Nazi flyers all over it in the middle of the night as well as defacing the postal office and other dumb shit, so my alt told the local cops who they were and they were arrested, and they connected me with a joint task force agent, and we talk a lot and I give him information when I have it. They are not an organized bunch by and large and most of their shit is really petty but I like having them show up to wherever they are doing their dumb three person protest and have a cop waiting for them. He doesn’t know my real name but everything I have given him has turned out to be true so we have a good relationship; I even found him a few January 6 rioters, including the wife of a deceased prominent Nazi who died in prison who brought his ashes to scatter some in the Capitol building. Pretty wild. I’ve been doing it for ten years next year.
you don’t have your own fbi guy? must suck to browse the Internet alone
Imagine being so unpopular not even the FBI warrants following you and storing your content in a database.
Mine always knows what I’m getting him for Christmas :(
Pretty sure I’m getting a watch from them this Christmas! They put me on the list for one and everything.
I drunkenly ordered four black eyeslit balaclavas from fucking Amazon. All this time stealthily getting things from the Internet and get drunk and Amazon one time. I’m on the list for sure
Make sure to buy loads of guns as well, make sure they pay attention to you. If you buy enough stuff they’ll come around and investigate you and then you’ve made a new friend. Pro-Life tip.
They need that many because even cops hated that CEO and the quantity here is to ensure they don’t just let Luigi go.
Because if there’s one thing US police are known for, it’s accountability
There still people who think police is not on the owner class team lol
It is a class war, get woke
I wish the police would get woke. They think they’re on the team with the capitalists because they protect them. Nope, not getting in the bunker, they don’t care how many family dogs you shot to protect American freedom.
As a collective they are, but there are always traitors amongst them. This is also why they socially isolate from the places they police.
Also a lot of places police work pays a really nice wage with opportunities for nearly unlimited overtime.
My local metro PD has what’s called “secondary work” where various (large) venues will hire off-duty officers to essentially stand around and be present. Those jobs regularly pay $50/hr and you get to see events for free. These guys rack up insane amounts of “secondary work.” It’s a total racket, a few years ago there was as scandal with a guy working secondary work *while on duty," it’s wildly open to abuse and the police hierarchy protects everyone at every step.
Ignore the other one I fucked up and hit reply with like 2 words.
Anyways its openly corrupt but it is also open to breakdown. The Deputies in my county are only nominally under the sheriff and more or less work as watchdogs on the police themselves. There are also instances where folks who were propagandized end up in the police system but are effectively sleepers against them.
My point is that the police are probably a lot weaker when it comes to unity than we often times think. Frankly speaking if this turns into an open class war I suspect that the police will splinter hard.
I have first-hand knowledge of the workings of my local metro PD is the only reason I referenced them but you make a valid point that they don’t all like each other. In my local PD at least (and I imagine a lot of others) it’s hyper political. People try very hard to attach themselves to up-and-coming command officers to try to become a sort of right hand or assistant (while still being badge carrying LEO) to them.
It’s extremely hierarchical, it’s not uncommon for peoples parents and grandparents to have been cops and institutions like that definitely have a memory. People spend decades finding their little niches and if you step on the wrong toes you may get screwed over before you understand what’s happening, it’s an extremely toxic place filled with assholes and psychopaths lol.
