• shades@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 days ago

      Imagine being so unpopular not even the FBI warrants following you and storing your content in a database.

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        2 days ago

        Pretty sure I’m getting a watch from them this Christmas! They put me on the list for one and everything.

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          1 day ago

          I drunkenly ordered four black eyeslit balaclavas from fucking Amazon. All this time stealthily getting things from the Internet and get drunk and Amazon one time. I’m on the list for sure

          • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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            1 day ago

            Make sure to buy loads of guns as well, make sure they pay attention to you. If you buy enough stuff they’ll come around and investigate you and then you’ve made a new friend. Pro-Life tip.