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Aight I’m convinced
We have wings at home
Wings at home: 👼🪽
Jihad brought to you by Redbull
Love this, very ‘Brawndo it’s got what plants crave’
They lost me at, “put the chicken wings down.”
That’s not the kind of org I want to be a part.
Not trying to provide tips on how to grow a religious murderous cult but food absolutely has been a major driver to increasing membership count.
I’ll only jihad, if you promise me infinite chicken wings
You only get 72 chicks.
So only 144 wings.
BUT no one has had sex with them! No one else has made such guarantees with the wings previously on offer.
On the one hand, I enjoy unfornicated wings, conceptually…
But what if the sex is what gives them their umami?
What if unfucked wings are just not as tasty? I can’t know until I’ve confirmed the coital status of every set of wings I’ve ever eaten.
Buckle up and tuck in those wet wipes.
