• qarbone@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    On the one hand, I enjoy unfornicated wings, conceptually…

    But what if the sex is what gives them their umami?

    What if unfucked wings are just not as tasty? I can’t know until I’ve confirmed the coital status of every set of wings I’ve ever eaten.

    Buckle up and tuck in those wet wipes.