Matt Walsh@ani.social to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agowe have chicken wings here brocunny.beautyexternal-linkmessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkwe have chicken wings here brocunny.beautyMatt Walsh@ani.social to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-squareSarmyth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 days agoBUT no one has had sex with them! No one else has made such guarantees with the wings previously on offer.
minus-squareqarbone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 days agoOn the one hand, I enjoy unfornicated wings, conceptually… But what if the sex is what gives them their umami? What if unfucked wings are just not as tasty? I can’t know until I’ve confirmed the coital status of every set of wings I’ve ever eaten. Buckle up and tuck in those wet wipes.
BUT no one has had sex with them! No one else has made such guarantees with the wings previously on offer.
On the one hand, I enjoy unfornicated wings, conceptually…
But what if the sex is what gives them their umami?
What if unfucked wings are just not as tasty? I can’t know until I’ve confirmed the coital status of every set of wings I’ve ever eaten.
Buckle up and tuck in those wet wipes.