• Sarmyth@lemmy.world
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      5 days ago

      BUT no one has had sex with them! No one else has made such guarantees with the wings previously on offer.

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        5 days ago

        On the one hand, I enjoy unfornicated wings, conceptually…

        But what if the sex is what gives them their umami?

        What if unfucked wings are just not as tasty? I can’t know until I’ve confirmed the coital status of every set of wings I’ve ever eaten.

        Buckle up and tuck in those wet wipes.