I need to play as a male
Imagine she’s hangin massive dong then? Idk what to tell you.
You played as her in 3
Reminds me of all the DBD players who I keep finding on Youtube who complain anytime someone wears an optional pride charm. “Bro this many gay people isn’t realistic! It ruins my immersion!”
and I’m like “They’re wearing those charm because they’re gay in real life. It’s not realistic for gay people to exist?!”
I’ve quickly learned “Ally to the community” in Gaming Circles is a dogwhistle for “I hate gay people”
Big female’s paid minions are out in droves in this thread.
Just more male oppression from Big Woman and I’m here for it.
The big ones have mentions?
That’s awful news. I like the big ones lol
Fucking outrage tourists, man, this one is barely even trying
I’m the strongest woman in the world!
All I see is the strongest woman In the world. What are you trying to say?
Also nice beard sir, mind giving me your great knowledge on how to care for beards Jordan?
Edit: seriously why do I type stuff on my phone?
Yeah, that’s why I deleted my comment. It was supposed to show with a caption that said “I highly doubt that,” but the text didn’t appear. I was trying to make a tongue-in-cheek joke that @[email protected] was pretending to be Chun Li—instead it looked like I was trying to dox him and bea giant asshole.
Anyway, it didn’t work technically; comedically; at best it was really confusing; and at worst it looked viscous, sexist, and many disgusting things that end in “phobic.” So, yeah… I deleted my horrible comment.
The end.
Step 1: Have your spine try to kill you in your sleep.
Step 2: Be unable to stand up long enough to shave for 3 months.
After that, the beard just kind of takes care of itself. :)
Edit I find it goes in stages:
- Normal beard.
- Amish farmer.
- Hasidism.
- Homeless dude.
- Rasputin.
Right around stage 3 I need to think about trimming it back. :) I did hit full Rasputin during covid, that was interesting.
Hypothetical but as yet unexplored stages:
- ZZ Top
- Gandalf
There are two options: play or don’t play
Meh. If that’s not his jam, fair enough. I like playing women just to be different.
Lemmy: “FUCK THIS GUY!”
Two things: It would be insane $$$ to make two versions and no one has to buy the game.
Fuck this guy for tweeting it to the company that made the game.
He could have just not played and shut up about why, but he had to let us all know that he very definitely has a penis.
Then it wouldn’t be Twitter.
To be fair, it’s a selection bias. People who shut up, shut up.
Right? It’s a bit cringey but whatever, if he strictly wants to be immeresed as a dude, fine. Personally I find janky animations and repetitive sound effects/dialog to be the worst for immersion.
After reading it again though, yeah he dumb. It’s not the kind of game where you can create whatever character you like.
Not interested in…
Metroid.
Perfect Dark.
Mirror’s Edge.
Parasite Eve.
Portal.
Half of Resident Evil.
All of these pivotal, classic games have great female protagonists, and came out before Obama got elected… probably before this person was even born?
Maybe somebody could try the ‘return to tradition’ approach with this fool.
As a kid, who doesn’t get a little warped by Samus Aran being female? Maybe it was just my experience growing up in the christocultist world, but I was in denial about Samus at ~7-8 years old with my only familiarity being passive and Smash Bros.
Now I see anyone that has a similar outlook as being ~7-8 years old in their cognitive development and KAFS
“their face when they realize that samus is a girl”
Even The Witcher itself. You might not play as a woman, but seriously, the women are definitely the shining stars of the series.
If you wanted to include earlier games with great, compelling woman characters who you don’t singly/primarily play as, the list would be even longer.
Tons of em from party based RPGs alone.
cough cough Tomb Raider cough cough
I dunno, man.
Playing as a guy forces you to constantly stare at a dude the entire time. That’s seems pretty gay. 💅
You joke but when I was playing AC odyssey, I did switch to a girl after an hour because I was tired of looking up a dudes skirt whenever I went swimming.
Speak for yourself, Alexios was hot!
The duality of men.
Men 👉👈 🥺
FELLAS! IS IT GAY TO PLAY AS A MAN?! I MEAN, YOU’RE LITERALLY CHOOSING TO LOOK A DUDE THE WHOLE TIME!
Companies have been opening up options in character creation across games to allow more diversity. More and more games allow you to select your name, gender, race, skin tone, physical attributes, personality, voice, and sexual orientation. These developers have discovered that people want to play characters they can relate to and this is mostly celebrated.
This person wanting to play as a male is a perfectly valid desire. It’s the exact same reason I never played any of the previous Witcher games despite it otherwise being my kind of game; being forced to be Geralt breaks my immersion. I wonder how much more popular the Witcher series would be if it had even the most basic level of character customisation.
In a game where you are playing a role you define with your playstyle, that makes alot more sense. Here, you are playing an established story. No matter what choices you make in your gameplay, the character in this game will always react how they would react in that situation. It’s not really intended to be that style of immersive, it’s an immersive storyline, but you are not playing an avatar that is intended to represent you, or your imagined character.
Tomb raider games managed to be best sellers in an age where it was “wrong” to have a female protagonist. I think this game will do ok.
I will never understand people not being able to play a game because of something so trivial.
When a game gives me the option I will always pick female characters because I’d rather look at a girl than a dude, but if it doesn’t and I have to play as a dude I don’t have a meltdown.
I’ll play the next Witcher game just like I played the previous ones: sat on the couch sipping mojitos and eating goat cheese and hot pepper flavored chips in my underpants.
TIL not playing a game = having a meltdown.
TIL tweeting to the developers that playing as a woman breaks immersion = not playing a game
Why did I comment here…? The name of this community even has circlejerk in it… I’m not interested in this silly ragebait.
You probably were expecting being able to get your dick out and jerk off with other dudes. You know, not to break immersion.
There are two versions! One of them is this one, which you can okay if you’re cool or even mildly tolerant. The other one is fucking right off and crying inside your own asshole
Alan Wake 2: you can play with both: Saga and Alan. Gamers: Nooooo, I want to play only as Alan Wake.
Almost self-aware
You could almost say…more representation is a good thing?
CDPR: we added a beard option for the insecure whiners, but it unlocks dwarves hitting on you.
That’s exactly what I’m into tho.
I’m into watching you get hard while playing that!
Awesome!
