Ass first, still alive

Usually promoting unsafe behavior or whatever seems to best match. No one’s sent me one of those videos in quite some time, so I don’t remember what the options are.

Whenever someone sends me a video that someone recorded while they’re driving, I report the video and move on with my day. Don’t even care what the video was about and not gonna find out with my own eyeballs.

We’re pretty pissed off at ourselves right now too. I’m sorry things got this far and wish I could offer more than fear and frustration…

Because why would he leave out the ninja fight bit, that part is metal!

Because I’m an asshole of epic proportions. That’s MY ninja story and I’m gonna make sure that you don’t get to hear it!

I’m disappointed in the Passover story for omitting God’s 11th plague: bombing the shit out of the Egyptians. I’m even more upset about them taking this quote out of context:

You shall not oppress a stranger, since you yourselves know the feelings of a stranger, for you also were strangers in the land of Egypt.

It should actually end with “Unless you have lots of explosives and military equipment being supplied to you. In that case, you should probably terrorize a vibrant and colorful population into becoming radicalized by your abuses and then genocide those people because loony politicians believe that they can personally kick-start the rapture.”

Thanks for pointing that out! Yeah, I totally mistook “they” to mean the board, not the suspended members. To the suspended members, I say “finally. Thank fuck.” The best time to stop a genocide is before it starts, but the second best time is right fucking now.

Here, in case your downvoting finger is getting a little itchy, you can tell me to fuck right off on this comment

Billionaires hate him, genocide enablers hate him, fascists hate him, Nazis hate him, government criminals hate him, citizen concerned for fellow citizens love him.

This Texan Jew is about to send some donations to a Yankee antisemite.
*references to antisemitism are sarcasm based on comments from people who apparently loooove fascism*

[Senator Tommy Tuberville, Republican of Alabama] made racist comments in response, lamenting New York City’s high concentration of undocumented immigrants and referring to them as vermin who “live off the federal government.”

And then he snatched some cheese from a nearby reporter before scurrying off to his hole that he chewed into the wall. Later, while fucking his rat wife, he called Muslims “rat fuckers,” apparently as a condemnation of someone other than himself.

after publicly criticising Israel’s military assault on Gaza, an act they described as incompatible with Jewish values and morally indefensible

Fuck off, don’t tell me what my values are. This is the kind of shit that made me question and then abandon my religion. It’s obviously impossible to abandon being ethnically Jewish, but this bullshit has been so goddamn atrocious that it makes me question my people’s history.

Jewish values my ass. Israel is run by terrorists and the Zionists in my family welcome it with open arms. Fuck all these monsters.

Edit: ohhhhhhh… Apparently “they” are the heroes of this story who got suspended. I thought that “they” were the board that suspended those folks. Well, fuck me for losing the subject-pronoun-antecedent game. The sentiment remains, but directed towards the fucking bastards who suspended the originators of the quote that I misattributed.

And if it doesn’t, the EPA will get shut down. You were talking about the lawsuit getting shot down, right?

Do you keep up with the industry? If so, how have things changed, if at all? Do you think things are getting better for entertainers, escorts, and sex workers?

Have you been getting enough sleep? You have bags under your eyes.

Monarchs are butterflies! These things are imposters!!!

Heh *cough* That’s a pretty good impression of us.
*cough cough, holds out disposable coffee cup fished from the trash* Got any spare healthcare? I promise I’m gonna use it for drugs!

Just add an “In media” section

It obviously says ChanWhistle

YouTube prank video: Getting a job illegally in America for insurance to see how quickly I die from denied medical claims

That’s not true at all.

The bowing out wood underneath makes it look WAY more precarious to the average person. Without some sort of visual out audio cue to signal stress, often people assume that anything that stands without moving and looks intentional is secure.

In summary, if you remove them, unobservant people will lose out on their opportunity to look upon it with fear.