If rice has feelings, consider the unimaginable horror you’re inflicting when you eat a bowl of it for lunch.
i would fucking hope it’s dead by then, just like how i don’t worry about the feelings of a cooked porkchop
the horrifying part is when the rice is harvested and processed, dear lord
Imagine the screams, just like grass.
“You still wake up sometimes, don’t you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the rice.”
What would vegansneven eat
One, day… some adult is going to think “that fucking cunt ass bitch lied to me about the rice”.
So hate helped sprouting mold, therefore new life?
Homeschooling sure is… Something!
Rice confirmed sentient and sapient. Vegans everywhere are in tears. International governments are drafting a Bill of Rice to ensure the rights of these beings. Churches are redirecting rice purchased for weddings to be given directly to their missionaries. Little do we know, the grains will soon band together and revolt, and the Rice War will be upon us.
Oh man we’d be so fucked if all plants were sentient. We’d still eat, but we’d be doomed to commit plant war crimes to live
They could be sentient without us knowing. But they live on a different time scale. Everything we do to them would happen very quickly in their perception. So don’t worry and bon appetit.
When the
yogurtrice took over
And this is how you fail in teaching your children science.
Is this like, some weird parent “lesson” thing you’re actually supposed to fake? Like maybe you’re supposed to put some vinegar in the good jar to prevent mold growth, and the goal is to make your dumbass children behave?
No better lesson learned than being lied to by those in authority…
Yeah there aren’t any lasting affects from that at all
Said the nearly 40yo anarchist
2 lessons in one!
I think this is a wink towards the idea that your plants grow better when you talk lovey-dovey to them
Yeah I’ve always found that silly, they just like our breath.
It is probably true though. Speaking to them every day, means looking at them every day and thus seeing problems immediately. Okay, so not true, but still effective.
I’m also open to the idea of doing research if sound waves stimulating something, somehow. At least there’s something to look at. But writing on a jar? That’s just nonsense.
Absolutely. Everyone knows rice is illiterate, they should have taken barley
Stupid people think they are profound thinkers.
It’s really funny how the “bad” rice is photoshopped
Kind words
satanisesanitise & sterilise.Now I feel bad for blue cheese, must have been abused all this time.
The more people hate blue cheese, the bluer it gets
No mycelium on either one I see.
Next time I recommend staying silent and paying attention to the moment as you make your cake
Adversity drives growth?
Those treated with kindness are better for eating.
Maybe they just love segregation and hate culture?
I want to believe that the kids mentioned in posts like this are playing along with their parents’ delusions so they don’t have to sit through another lecture about how the Federal Reserve is a Ponzi scheme and they’re chemtrailing us with fluoride.
Dude, kids believe in magic.
i genuinely question this idea, i certainly never believed in magic.
That’s awesome. I have a formative memory as like a 10 year old putting on a magic play for 5 year olds, and our teacher told us that little kids believe in magic and it turned out to be true because they believed what we were doing
Unfortunately I believed the whole states rights thing until at least early highschool but I’m actually not sure exactly where that ended. My childhood memories are full of holes and every time I manage to remember something I wish I hadn’t so I mostly just leave them alone now.
I have a similar story. I’m glad you grew up, and I hope adulthood is treating you well!
Yeah I like the guy who was like “well I was a socialist in the fifth grade!” yeah I wasn’t raised by actual neo-nazis but I was raised in their territory by people who only disagreed with the actual overtly violent parts so good for you do you want a fucking sticker?
I wanted to dismantle the state for a socialist ideal in at least middle school. I didn’t like punk until freshmen year of high school though, so we all go through changes even if my politics have mostly stayed the same.
Edit: thinking back on it I remember having an anticapitalist moment in 5th grade, Miss Hill’s class so we’ll scale that back to elementary school.
They brought in a special teacher for my AP US history, straight from the Masonic lodge i figure.
Made the usual teacher, a liberal guy, take a sabatical year.
Thanks secret government assholes.
Haha you reminded me of a video of some poor young teen having to film his mother making chemtrails disappear by spraying a bottle of vinegar at them.
He was so unenthused.
Edit: I can’t find it. My guess it was obv taken down .
I mean technically the federal reserve is a ponzi scheme they charge interest on money printed requiring more money to be paid back than they printed. Ergo there isn’t enough print money in existence to pay them back.
Regular economic thinking doesn’t work on the scale of nations. Just like a family having debt is not the same thing as a country having debt.
Pretty much everyone in the world has no full idea how an economy works and how to best stimulate it. It’s like a trillion moving parts and smart asses always go “yea this pin over here? That’s the one that’s the problem / solution”
Pretty much no-one knows. We have ideas what’s better / worse but anyone who tells you they’ve got it figured out, is lying.
