The FBI is trying to trick me into feeling guilty, too bad I was the firstborn of a single mother and this shit does not work on me anymore
The FBI is trying to trick me into feeling guilty, too bad I was the firstborn of a single mother and this shit does not work on me anymore
Being the son of the employer doesn’t require any effort
He will randomly think about that memory one night at bed in his thirties and this will make him unable to fell asleep for the next hour
I love myself a bit of Streisand effect in the late afternoon
“Hold my bear” I wispered, reaching for my kitchen tongs
Please don’t eat in your lab. That’s how you get contamination poisoning
there’s one with an awesome introduction only to appear for approximately 10 minutes in total and get brushed off easily in the end.
It’s funny because there are multiple ones that fit under that description
These people never met my mother
Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t know ethnic cleansing had sub-cathegories
Schindler’s list can eat its ass
The yellow slice is not centered and it’s upsetting me
I think you got it backwards, I mean the new one doesn’t have cohesion: the parallel stories don’t really match with each other
Nope, as I generally want to be entertained when I spend money and time for a movie.
I’d lie if I said I expected this to be as good as the first one, but boy was that an understatement…
In one or two simlpe sentences, summarize the story of the original Beetlejuice film.
Ghost couple tries to shoo away the family who bought their house after they died. The thing gets out of hand when they hire Beetlejuice.
Why this question, tho?
This article is written by someone who likes to fart in a jar so they can keep smelling it during the day
I really hope that you’re not gonna end up disappointed as I was yesterday coming out of the theater: I could’t find one single aspect I enjoyed and still cannot
Story cohesion, justifiable plot, relatable characters, believable dialogues, good montage (there are more frame changes than a fast and furious chase sequence) and in general there is nothing that make this one look like a Tim Burton movie.
But hey we now have *checks notes* Monica Bellucci, the worst actress the big screen has ever seen…
Whoever wrote the caption doesn’t understand shit about masculinity or frailty